If you want to experience what the apocalypse will taste like in a taco, go to Taco Bell and get the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco today. Originally slated to release on Thursday March 7th, Taco Bell has decided to release the delicious monstrosity a day early. It's available starting today.
Fast foodies aficionados, ranch dippers, chip dust finger suckers, ground meat lovers, Mountain Dew drinkers at the skate park, or just people everywhere, listen up. Taco Bell CEO Greg Creed has confirmed that Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco is coming very soon. This is the best gift 2013 will give.