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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    I once drank a whole 700ML bottle. By then I was so numb I was able to follow it up with some straight Everclear.

    That was a good night. Mostly.
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    Image of Sea Chicken Sea Chicken
    08/31/09

    @Zanzan42: From what you can remember at least. From the pictures I've seen, the things you did to that goat are probably best left unsaid.
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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    08/31/09

    @Sea Chicken: Ironically, that particular night had no gaps. The one time I ever passed out at a party, I woke up the next morning to find "My anus is ready" written in permanent marker on my lower back, compliments of my fraternity brothers.

    Luckily, this was before the World Wide Web, Facebook, MySpace, etc.

    Good times...
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    Apparently Jager and root beer make for a great mixed drink.
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    Image of CaffiendCA CaffiendCA
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    Jäger is like a psychotic girlfriend. Starts with an incredible buzz, ends with you on your knees.
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    after many many experiences with Jager, I can barely read this article without getting queasy.
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    "...a spigot that looks suitably impossible to properly sterilize"? I thought Jägermeister killed everything. It did a bang up job taking down my freshman year GPA, my relationship with my high school sweetheart, and about a decade of memory.
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    This stuff will kill you if you aren't careful. Even after living in Germany for over a year the locals were able to get me shitfaced with this stuff whenever they felt like it.
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    08/31/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: They don't call it liquid Valium for nothing. The buzz you get from that stuff is legendary. Comfortably Numb doesn't begin to describe it.

    I remember being in a bar in Stuttgart on Christmas Eve. If you've never been there, let me tell you, the whole country shuts down tight at noon on 12/24, so it was nearly miraculous that I could find a bar still open in the afternoon. Inside, the bartender was serving up small beers for one mark (about 40 cents at the time), so I had a few of those. There were three old guys next to me at the bar playing Chicago (a dice game) for shots of Jaegermeister. One of them didn't want to come home to his wife with a Jaegermeister buzz, so he started pushing free shots of Jaeger my way. Needless to say, my wife was not too pleased when she got home from her job as a telephone operator (this was about 1985) and saw me sprawled on the bed stoned out of my gourd.

    Moral: You gotta both admire and respect Jaegermeister.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    The only proper receptacle for Jagermeister is the trash can.
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    Image of Chewmieser Chewmieser
    08/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Amen to that. One bottle of it takes me at least a month to consume, until I get fed up with it and throw it out...
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    08/22/09

    In reply to Coleman's Steel Belted Chest Cooler Isn't Messing Around
    Gimmick.

    It's cool looking and retro, but a plastic one will be lighter and might even work slightly better.

    This did tug at the sentiment though. :)
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