It will certainly help keep you cool at work, but if you were hoping to fool your co-workers into thinking you've got the latest and greatest Apple hardware, think again. Not even a toddler would mistake this iPhone 'shaped' compact air conditioner for the real deal.
Fandroids say that iPhones, Blackberries and Windows Phones are way too expensive. Anyone can buy a cheaper Android! Now a study covering 600,000 support calls has found that these cheap Androids are exactly that: Cheap. And cheap phones break.
Do you have more money than sense? Really? Fantastic! That qualifies you to purchase this 60HP, three-wheeled contraption from Hammacher Schlemmer for a mere $75,000.
You're looking at the Toilet Bike Neo. It's the creation of Japan's commode-king TOTO and is just what it looks like—a toilet-motorcycle hybrid. That runs on human excrement. Wait, wha?
If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation, then you need to waste your money on the "Is My Son Gay" French Android App.
I hope I never get so old as to require my progeny to buy me an idiot-proofed version of the latest technological innovation—that'd be insulting. But I might just get one of these Telikins for my Mom.
Good ol' Hammacher Schlemmer—they've taken one company's outlandish idea of a virtual reality viewer for the iPhone, and turned it into a $50 contraption nobody will buy.
Tablets are great, and clutching them is a big heaping part of the fun! But you need a case, because you don't want your baby slate to crack or scuff or shatter. Put slipping it in a pillow is idiotic.
Just because a patent's filed, doesn't mean the company in question has any ambition to actually make the damn thing. Take Apple's inductive charger, which proposes wrapping headphones around a charging tower with the earbuds conducting electricity to the iPhone.
Though if I were you, I'd warn him he'd get more value out of picking up an extra few Pierre Cardin polo shirts, because this PC-7006 tablet is running just Android 2.2.
Who feels lonely enough to want to clutch a child's severed hand that's attached to their phone?? I don't care how "handy" it is, you punny bastards. This is sick. You can pre-order it now for an inexplicable $64.
Here's something that shouldn't exist: the Fujitsu F-07C smartphone, which is really not smart at all, as it runs a full version of Windows 7. Not Windows Phone 7. Windows 7. On a 4-inch screen. Can this be reversed?
This is a USB-powered personal fan that hooks onto your necktie— you know, in case you are looking to stay cool and not get laid this summer.
Yeah, yeah—men are disgusting. We get it. But has the gender really let itself go to the point that we need a man bowl? Yeah, that's a dog bowl that says "MAN" on it. Because you eat like
Apparently, smartphone case maker ESI Cases is coming out with a line of Jelly Belly-branded scented cases for the iPhone, iPod Touch, iPod Nano, and Blackberry (I see what you did there). Is there an actual demand for this?
You know phones? Those functional communication and content-deliver devices that we carry around in our wallets and purses and use our mouths to speak into and fingers to poke at? You know what they need? A fragrance chip. To smell pretty. Apparently.