Who Is This Fake iPhone Mini Air Conditioner Going To Fool?

It will certainly help keep you cool at work, but if you were hoping to fool your co-workers into thinking you've got the latest and greatest Apple hardware, think again. Not even a toddler would mistake this iPhone 'shaped' compact air conditioner for the real deal. » 5/28/12 10:00am 5/28/12 10:00am

Ed Hardy Headphones Are the Worst Headphones

If you want to know the specs or the price of these Ed Hardy branded headphones, you're more than welcome to venture over to the Ed Hardy Shop. For some of us, no amount of private/incognito/stealth browsing or history scrubbing would be enough to cleanse Chrome of the taint. » 12/30/11 3:00pm 12/30/11 3:00pm

Cheaper Android Phones Are Crap Compared to iPhone and BlackBerry

Fandroids say that iPhones, Blackberries and Windows Phones are way too expensive. Anyone can buy a cheaper Android! Now a study covering 600,000 support calls has found that these cheap Androids are exactly that: Cheap. And cheap phones break. » 11/03/11 10:48am 11/03/11 10:48am

This Motorized Big Wheel Looks All Sorts of Deadly

Do you have more money than sense? Really? Fantastic! That qualifies you to purchase this 60HP, three-wheeled contraption from Hammacher Schlemmer for a mere $75,000. » 10/18/11 3:00am 10/18/11 3:00am

This Poop-Powered Toiletcycle Is Touring Japan

You're looking at the Toilet Bike Neo. It's the creation of Japan's commode-king TOTO and is just what it looks like—a toilet-motorcycle hybrid. That runs on human excrement. Wait, wha? » 10/01/11 3:30am 10/01/11 3:30am

"Is My Son Gay?" Is One Aggressively Sad Android App

If you think your son's sexuality can be determined through any means other than actually having a meaningful, face-to-face conversation, then you need to waste your money on the "Is My Son Gay" French Android App. » 9/24/11 6:00pm 9/24/11 6:00pm

The Touchscreen Computer for Old People Unclear on the Concept

I hope I never get so old as to require my progeny to buy me an idiot-proofed version of the latest technological innovation—that'd be insulting. But I might just get one of these Telikins for my Mom. » 8/24/11 10:20pm 8/24/11 10:20pm

Virtual Reality Goggles for the iPhone Turn 2D Content Into "3D"

Good ol' Hammacher Schlemmer—they've taken one company's outlandish idea of a virtual reality viewer for the iPhone, and turned it into a $50 contraption nobody will buy. » 8/18/11 1:00pm 8/18/11 1:00pm

Don't Put Your iPad Onto a Custom Pillow Because It Makes No Sense at…

Tablets are great, and clutching them is a big heaping part of the fun! But you need a case, because you don't want your baby slate to crack or scuff or shatter. Put slipping it in a pillow is idiotic. » 8/09/11 4:40pm 8/09/11 4:40pm

Why Apple's Inductive Charging Patent For iPhones Is a Red Herring

Just because a patent's filed, doesn't mean the company in question has any ambition to actually make the damn thing. Take Apple's inductive charger, which proposes wrapping headphones around a charging tower with the earbuds conducting electricity to the iPhone. » 8/05/11 9:39am 8/05/11 9:39am

Now Your Dad Can Match His Cologne With a Pierre Cardin Android Tablet

Though if I were you, I'd warn him he'd get more value out of picking up an extra few Pierre Cardin polo shirts, because this PC-7006 tablet is running just Android 2.2. » 8/05/11 6:20am 8/05/11 6:20am

This Is the Creepiest iPhone Case I've Ever Seen

Who feels lonely enough to want to clutch a child's severed hand that's attached to their phone?? I don't care how "handy" it is, you punny bastards. This is sick. You can pre-order it now for an inexplicable $64. » 8/03/11 8:20pm 8/03/11 8:20pm

Horrible Idea Nightmare Phone Runs Windows 7 (Yes, the Desktop OS)

Here's something that shouldn't exist: the Fujitsu F-07C smartphone, which is really not smart at all, as it runs a full version of Windows 7. Not Windows Phone 7. Windows 7. On a 4-inch screen. Can this be reversed? » 7/22/11 3:20pm 7/22/11 3:20pm

Clip-On Necktie Fan Almost As Bad As Clip-On Neckties

This is a USB-powered personal fan that hooks onto your necktie— you know, in case you are looking to stay cool and not get laid this summer. » 7/14/11 6:40pm 7/14/11 6:40pm

Apple TVs Don't Need Dedicated Carrying Cases

There may come a time, when you have to transport your Apple TV from point A to point B. Will you really need a specialized $45 case for that purpose? Something tells me no. [SF Bags via CrunchGear] » 7/06/11 1:20pm 7/06/11 1:20pm

We Really Hope You're Not Gross Enough to Need a Man Bowl

Yeah, yeah—men are disgusting. We get it. But has the gender really let itself go to the point that we need a man bowl? Yeah, that's a dog bowl that says "MAN" on it. Because you eat like pigs dogs. » 7/04/11 7:00pm 7/04/11 7:00pm

RIM Responds to 'Open Letter' Criticisms with More Nonsensical Business…

Why is it that RIM, when faced with legitimate criticisms about the state of its company, can only spit out garbled bullshit in response? The latest example lies within their retort to an open letter from a supposed senior-level RIM employee. » 6/30/11 4:34pm 6/30/11 4:34pm

Nobody Needs a $100,000 Razor

Ukranian sapphire blade that stays sharp for a year. Iridium handle. Magnetic connectors. There are many unnecessary aspects about this razor, but none moreso than the price. $100,000. [Book of Joe via Born Rich] » 6/21/11 1:00am 6/21/11 1:00am

Why Would I Want My Smartphone to Smell Like Jellybeans?

Apparently, smartphone case maker ESI Cases is coming out with a line of Jelly Belly-branded scented cases for the iPhone, iPod Touch, iPod Nano, and Blackberry (I see what you did there). Is there an actual demand for this? » 6/18/11 4:00pm 6/18/11 4:00pm

This Smell-O-Vision Flip Phone Stinks Something Awful

You know phones? Those functional communication and content-deliver devices that we carry around in our wallets and purses and use our mouths to speak into and fingers to poke at? You know what they need? A fragrance chip. To smell pretty. Apparently. » 6/16/11 8:20pm 6/16/11 8:20pm