@michelinman85: I was just playing it yesterday! I got the firecracker bug that causes her to blow up every second, but somehow managed to make it all the way to the crypt. The horseman flew by and stoped the timer on the firecracker long enough for me to blow the crypt open. Needless to say, it took me almost a half hour to get to the damn crypt from the pumpkin house. #spacejunk
@psychonaut2021: Jesus is THE man!: You know what I hate, man? When you go to see the big gold Buddha, and you pick the leaf with the virus on it. #spacejunk
@dingus: Did you rub his belly with the Divine Golden Sponge of Aquarius first? It comes after the Dull Blade of Pisces. When you do that, it causes the Pineal Gland statue to stop rotating clockwise. It then begins to rotate counter clockwise, levitates, a star gate opens up and a mermaid comes out of the Star gate. She then proceeds to tell you that all of the leaves are evil, and hands you some brocoli romanesco. Study it's pattern, to find out that she's telling you something about the third density. Once you have unlocked the secret, a pine cone comes out of the brocoli. You have to put it on top of the buddhas head after, and the buddhas belly will burst with golden rings. Make sure you don't hit any spikes before you collect at least one golden ring, otherwise you will lose a life!
Also I think the Duke will hand out vaccines to prevent any further illnesses from the leaves. Truth is, the vaccines ARE what causes the illnesses to begin with! TREACHEARY IS AFOOT! #spacejunk
Edited by psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! at 10/16/09 11:58 AM
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@Kaiser-Machead: It's a very rude comment about the woman who died and a request by the poster to obtain the laptop on the grounds that her and her daughter (Not sure where the daughter fits in though) are unattractive, and the woman won't be needing it any longer, so he should be given the laptop by that logic.
Followed by some stupid genetics equation.
I hope he's banned. He doesn't deserve the ability to comment. On account of him being unattractive and foul mouthed.
I keep telling myself to buckle up the empty child seat in the back after my daughter gets out and I continue on to work. That thing could mortalize you if not secured.
@bill cant fart: @ttech10: I refuse to call that "treadmill" a Colbert. The Colbert is my porcelain throne, and also the waste disposal on the ISS, and that's the way it will always be!
@formicae: Just doesn't seem right. What about the head rest? She doesn't look that tall, but it managed to hit her in the neck and head?
@SittingOnTheColbert_GitEmSteveDave: I'm sitting on the Colbert right now taking a GitEmSteveDave. Afterwards, I'm gonna wipe my O'Reilly and flush it down the Coulter.
I'd like to propose to the Giz staff that commenters whining about what Giz chooses to cover, and trying to dictate to Giz the degree to which current events or politics must be tech-related to be posted, become a banhammer-worthy offense.
@digidandy: second try, as my comment was somehow posted to a different sectiona bove: They only report plane crashes with unusual aspects to them. And they do report on other vehicular disasters when there's something unusual about it -- such as the Gizmondo exec (not Gizmodo) Ferrari crash.
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This is the beginning its counterattack, mark my words... #spacejunk
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That is a piece of the moon. "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!!"
How I hated that chicken... #spacejunk
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Also I think the Duke will hand out vaccines to prevent any further illnesses from the leaves. Truth is, the vaccines ARE what causes the illnesses to begin with! TREACHEARY IS AFOOT! #spacejunk
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Nevermind I'm just being obnoxious...sorry :(
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Srry B.C mthr + gntcs = BR PC FL!
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BARE PC FLY? I don't get it. :/
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Followed by some stupid genetics equation.
I hope he's banned. He doesn't deserve the ability to comment. On account of him being unattractive and foul mouthed.
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Why are you sitting on a treadmill? Wouldn't you keep falling off?
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@formicae: Just doesn't seem right. What about the head rest? She doesn't look that tall, but it managed to hit her in the neck and head?
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I just don't get it.
Why not also helicopter crashes? Car crashes? Etc.
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