These Internet-Themed Crayons from the 90s Are Hilariously Dated

A long, long time ago, in a land where people had yet to even ponder words like "Reddit" and "Twitter," a bright-eyed arts and crafts company decided to embrace this crazy thing called the information superhighway. The year was 1997, and that company was Crayola. The results are absolutely glorious. » 7/22/13 3:08pm 7/22/13 3:08pm

Crayola Releases EZ Grip Digital Camera For Budding Upskirtists

Get your child started early on his hobby with the Crayola EZ Grip Camera, a camera that has grips on either side for EZ gripping. Much better than a normal camera, this EZ cam comes with proprietary software with a "write a story" template to create storyboards out of pics your kids shoot, printable frames, and… » 9/25/07 1:44pm 9/25/07 1:44pm

Crayon Cologne Tells the Ladies You Are Mature

Close your eyes, think "Crayon" and the first thing that occurs to you isn't the bright yellow box but the smell: part puke n' earwax, part unbridled creativity. Now you can wear that essence, in the form of Demeter's Crayon Cologne. At $19 an ounce, you better hope the message you're giving off is Raw Sienna, not… » 8/31/07 8:29am 8/31/07 8:29am