An Urn Shaped Like Your Head Is the Creepiest Way to Spend Eternity

Some people spend their lives accomplishing great things so that when they die they're never forgotten. But the rest of us now have a more couch potato-compatible solution. A company called Cremation Solutions will create an urn that looks like your severed head, so your family and friends will never forget you as… » 7/23/12 1:20pm 7/23/12 1:20pm

Achieve Immortality with Ink Afterlife Photo Printed Using Your Ashes

Here's the next step in mankind's never-ending quest for eternal life: Ink Afterlife, where cremated and ground-up ashes are mixed in with printer ink, and end up in a photograph. The ghouls at InkAafterlife.com supply you with a one-ounce barcoded vial, into which you lovingly place the powdery essence of the dearly… » 10/04/07 10:22am 10/04/07 10:22am