<![CDATA[Gizmodo: cubicle]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: cubicle]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/cubicle http://gizmodo.com/tag/cubicle <![CDATA[A.W.E. Robotic Wall Automatically Creates The Workspace You Need]]> Think about your workspace and imagine if your furniture or your desk or cubicle could automatically reconfigure for different applications with a simple wave of the hand. Now check out the reality of Clemson's Animated Work Environment (AWE).

Essentially, AWE is a programmable wall with varied displays that can switch between six configurations just by activating a proximity sensor. For example, when the wall is hanging overhead like a ceiling, the act of standing up triggers the sensor and instructs the wall to move out of the way. The project is in it's infancy, but it is easy to see how future applications could lead to a whole range of dynamic, multi-functional furniture that automatically reacts to its environment. [AWE Project via IEEE Spectrum via BotJunkie]

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<![CDATA[Welcome To The Company, Here's Your 1980s Cubicle]]> Don't get me wrong, I think the 1980s were fantastic, great music and all, but I'm not so sure that I'd want to be put into a truly old-school cubicle like this on my first day on the job.

I'm told that a fellow was led into this retro cubicle the day he started work at a new company. No ideas about which company it was and whether they ever brought him back into this decade. [ImgurThanks, Matt!]

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<![CDATA[The Anatomy of the Office Prank]]>

The casual office employee stalks his coworker with the intensity of a lion hunting a wildebeest on the African savanna. Never rushed, always contemplated, the average office prank is executed with all the precision found in a well-pressed shirt.

In part one of our examination of the office prank, we study the first of many techniques office workers use to triumph over co-adversaries. To those with soft stomachs, the gruesome techniques used to humiliate one's peers with cardboard might be better left unseen.

For thousands of years, the office prankster has had to make due with his limited available resources. One such plentiful resource is cardboard. Don't see any around? Look closer. Cardboard can be found in anything from packaging materials from shipments to old cereal boxes from the office kitchen. Just be careful of the fabled "cardboard paper cut." Legend has it the that the victim could lose an entire finger.
Notice the attention to detail here, the Windows error messages and the "My Crappy Award for Something."

Notice that there's a good chance someone else has already pulled the exact same cardboard cubicle prank you once considered so original. Bonus points, however, for the cardboard headset.

Here it's about not just the excellent craftsmanship but the ever-underestimated synchronized gloating.

This engineering firm did some work on the Extreme Home Makeover. We hoped it worked out better for the less privileged.

A vicious cardboard blow, notice the incorporation of a plastic bucket...a maneuver of some aptitude.


Now, humble student, you have seen the various attacks in the cardboard master's arsenal. There are only two known defenses to this attack. Recycling and a pocket lighter. And one may get you fired.

Special thanks to Dustin Schirer, Brando, Ed Chaput, Chris Alleman and Randy Mumma.

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<![CDATA[Man Travels Back in Time to 1738, Brings Laptop and LCD Display With Him]]> DVICE calls this the most luxurious office cubicle, but we see the world's first time traveler. Here's what we think: Mr. Jared Nelson discovered the secret of time travel. He then packed up his favorite gear, which includes his Dell laptop, an LCD display, headphones, a digital camera which he used to take this photo, his office phone (he likes teleconferencing?) and his leather chair that he swiped from the VP when Dan was on vacation.

After getting back to 1738, he recreated his cubicle the best he could out of parts available at that time. Jared then proceeded to live out the remainder of his life—all 10 days of it—sitting in that cube and suffering from malaria. [Nielsendata via Dvice]

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<![CDATA[Cubicle Farm Rampage Video Was Just a Viral Marketing Stunt]]> Last week's post about a guy absolutely losing his shit in a becubicled office turned out to be a viral ad for Wanted, that new action film with James MacAvoy and Angelina Jolie. I guess the video could be considered a success in that it was convincing and popular, but the fact that it is associated with a commercial film was and will remain lost on just about everyone. [Cinematical via Gawker]

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<![CDATA[Google's Zurich HQ: Office Fun For Everyone... Who Works There, Anyway]]> Ever looked around your office and thought "surely there's a better way than this soulless cubicle hell?" Well, there probably isn't. Unless you happen to work for Google in their Swiss HQ, that is. Because, frankly, their new office is awe-inspiringly amazing: it's an exercise in lateral-thinking, creativity-run-wild interior design. Slides to the canteen, cable-car meeting rooms, beanbags, fake snow, a multitude of colors. Check it out... you'll be as filled with envy as an envious person with a degree in enviousness.

See what I mean? Presumably it makes for a happy, fun-filled workforce. How they ever get time to do any work I don't know. Still, I work from my couch, so I could always put a slide in somewhere, and stick a bunch of beanbags about the place. It wouldn't quite have the same effect, though. [Swissmiss]

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<![CDATA[10 Office Gadgets That Will Get You Fired Before the New Year]]> Toiling away in a cubicle all day can be boring during a slow holiday week, believe me—I know. So it is no surprise that employees will often turn to office toys in an attempt to get to 5 p.m. without doing any actual work. Sounds like a great idea, but you had best stay away from the gadgets below unless you have an extremely cool boss, you are the boss or you hate your job. Because you can't have any cubicle fun when you are spending your days doing deplorable things in alleys for cash.

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<![CDATA[Cubicle Stepper Combines Work and Exercise: Two Things That Everyone Loves]]> If sitting in an office cubicle all day wasn't bad enough, Gamercize wants you to throw a workout into the equation with their new GZ PC-Sport Power Stepper. The stepper itself is similar to other products on the market, except this one hooks into your computer via USB and shuts down your keyboard or mouse when you start slacking off. According to the product page, using the GZ PC-Sport can burn up to 400 calories per hour with a effort level that is equivalent to a "brisk walking pace."

In addition to my duties as a writer for Giz, I am also a certified personal trainer. So I know what its like to work out hard and sit in front of a computer all day. While I always encourage clients to try and work in fitness whenever possible, I have to wonder how practical a device like this would be. Is it really possible to concentrate on your work while furiously stepping on the GZ PC-Sport? Can the stepper get the average person's heart rate elevated enough to really see results? Is using the device going to result in more than just trim calves? Hopefully a hands-on with the device will help to clear things up. [Product Page via Crave]

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<![CDATA[Frank Goes Subservient Chicken and Plays With USB Gadgets]]> Instead of making a chicken dance around by typing in commands, this Frank's Cubicle website has you making Frank play with all his USB gear by clicking on links. It's interesting for a few minutes, especially when you see what he's been looking at with his Spyplane. Makes us wish we had a bunch of USB gadgets to play with ourselves. Oh wait, we do. [Franks Cubicle]

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<![CDATA[Desktop Trebuchet for Old School Cubicle Warfare]]> If the USB missile launcher is a little too new-school for you, the desktop trebuchet may be the perfect addition to that arsenal of cubical warfare weapons. It is available for $30 and assembly is required.

Product Page [Via nerdapproved]

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<![CDATA[Push Pin Lamp]]> pushpin_lamp_smaller.jpg

This Push Pin Lamp comes in four different and equally cool colors. This may be the only push pin that doesn't end up stuck in your foot at some point.

The lamp stands about 15" high and turns on with a press to the head of the push pin. The base is also corkboard so normal-sized push pins can worship their giant god.

Push Pin Lamp [HotGadget]

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<![CDATA[Lazer Trip Wire]]> Cue the James Bond music, because you're about to witness cubicle protection, ninja-style. The Lazer Trip Wire uses infrared beams to recreate those high-tech red beams you see in spy movies, only this time, it won't be protecting Fort Knox, but your tiny cubicle instead. Once you hook up the units, you'll even get a voice saying "System Armed." And if that sweaty dude from Accounting tries to steal your stapler, he'll break the beam, and trigger a loud alarm. Too bad this thing doesn't come with burly henchmen or attack dogs.

Three Lazer units are included in each package, and it's going for $29.99 at ThinkGeek.

Lazer Trip Wire [ThinkGeek]

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