Yeah, it's foul, nonsensical, arrhythmic, and kinda aggressive, but damnit if it's not catchy. I first heard this after a night of Xmas-themed sketch comedy and I've loved it ever since. And really, he makes some good points.
Oh, how darling! It's a little rainbow phone for babies! It has big buttons, and wheels, and some sort of blue elephant thing attached! It'll also call you a motherfucker over, and over and over again. Human ingenuity. [via Reddit]
Here's something your boss will be surprised to see fly into their office: a remote-controlled helicopter in the shape of the word "fuck." But of course.