Oh, how I love the Onion! It constantly creates fantastic nightmare scenarios detailing how the world as we know it could be destroyed—or in this case, how a cute piglet could take down the Internet.
Yeah, I said cuteness to the max, do something about it. This is a pair of stereo speaker shaped like pigs. The nostrils are the actual speaker parts and the rest is just cuteness. They run off of AAA batteries and each pig "oinks" 1.6W. It has a standard audio input jack, so plug 'em into whatever you want. $29.