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So it's a little past midnight, and I'm catching up on today's posts. I see the "priceless" app, think it looks interesting, and download it. Surely I'll be able to ignore the branding crap, right?
Wrong. Even though I have the ringer disabled, this stupid thing starts talking - as in, reciting a stupid Mastercard ad, and waking up my wife, who was sleeping next to me. Now she's pissed at me.
"Augmented reality app that finds you cool deals? Free. Not getting laid because your stupid app pissed off the wife? Priceless." Or something.
There were two recent stories on giz about AR apps for the 3GS. The Tube one and the Twitter one. The tube one says that they've submitted it to the app store and are awaiting approval. The twitter one says they can't and then gave a letter saying why.
I guess we'll see if the twitter and tube apps get approved (and not pulled). Most of what I've seen says they can't access that API.
I just downloaded Snore Patrol in hope of leaving it on one night and waking up to see a nice graph of when I snore. Unfortunately, it will most definitely not live up to that aspiration. That is one of the most noobified programs I have ever seen. No wonder it's free.
Do they yet have an app that can augment my iFart apps?
As they stand, they are all weak in the bass frequencies; I need an assistive app that will enhance that bass, giving it depth and bravado. Until it sounds like you just shredded a vinyl seat, it's not a proper sounding iFart.
Nonsense. Clearly based on the extensive elasticity and wrinkling of the epidermis, this is obviously a rather common mutant hyper-intelligent testicle.
Great, now after they steal our jobs they'll steal our game time too....what's left for us to do??? I know, let's see a robot smoke some crack or shoot some heroin...that'll show em who's boss!
@Kaspir: Nah, the robots will eventually consume our drugs for us too. It might be good in a way. We will have lots of time to do housework, or the other things that we are forced to delegate to robots today.
07/19/09
Wrong. Even though I have the ringer disabled, this stupid thing starts talking - as in, reciting a stupid Mastercard ad, and waking up my wife, who was sleeping next to me. Now she's pissed at me.
"Augmented reality app that finds you cool deals? Free. Not getting laid because your stupid app pissed off the wife? Priceless." Or something.
07/18/09
I thought not, but this begs to differ
07/18/09
There were two recent stories on giz about AR apps for the 3GS. The Tube one and the Twitter one. The tube one says that they've submitted it to the app store and are awaiting approval. The twitter one says they can't and then gave a letter saying why.
I guess we'll see if the twitter and tube apps get approved (and not pulled). Most of what I've seen says they can't access that API.
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As they stand, they are all weak in the bass frequencies; I need an assistive app that will enhance that bass, giving it depth and bravado. Until it sounds like you just shredded a vinyl seat, it's not a proper sounding iFart.
06/18/09
I say "GREATEST"
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