When I was a young'un, I tore through all the CYOA-type books at my local library. Afterward, I was feeling somewhat unsettled by the internal inconsistencies in the stories ("But why was my choice of "tackling the alligator" the only option that allowed me to be rescued from the tropical island nine choices later?").
So I wrote to the authors. About eight or nine authors, I believe, and I asked them a litany of questions about why one choice caused a specific result further down the line, and what would have happened if choices X and Y were not available and how the different scenarios coexisted with each other.
None ever replied.
Guess I should have turned to page 63 and opened the sarcophagus instead. #chooseyourownadventure
Oh My God! Like wow and you know stuff and like what a totally colorful wow-like pict.....
*gets nose bleed/drops dead*
I am going to decide to go back home bypassing all the wolves, dragons and a snake-infested forests so I can jump to the last chapter where the Apple Overlord holds the FbrAiN BwOshedY world with an iron fist..
@Cup of Pork Noodles? Give Me Shrimp!: And because of the asymmetric layout of their ears, they can pinpoint anyone talking behind his back in pitch darkness. And when he swoops down on the ass who talked smack, the specialized trailing edge of his feathers makes it so the jerk doesn't see it coming!
Ya know, I know another guy with presidential experience that's going to be out of a job right about the same time His Jobliness steps down. Maybe we should, ummm.. give him a chance?
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If you follow the link for more information, turn to page 19
If you only read the headline and post "FIRST!1!!1oneone!!1", turn to page 62 #chooseyourownadventure
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So I wrote to the authors. About eight or nine authors, I believe, and I asked them a litany of questions about why one choice caused a specific result further down the line, and what would have happened if choices X and Y were not available and how the different scenarios coexisted with each other.
None ever replied.
Guess I should have turned to page 63 and opened the sarcophagus instead. #chooseyourownadventure
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*gets nose bleed/drops dead*
I am going to decide to go back home bypassing all the wolves, dragons and a snake-infested forests so I can jump to the last chapter where the Apple Overlord holds the FbrAiN BwOshedY world with an iron fist..
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lol
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The Ballmer Cherub will give me nightmares. Joy!
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who knew your snarkiness could save one man's christmas?
;)
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Jesus Christ. You're a grown man with kids, and you post "FIRST!" on comment boards? That's pretty FAIL alright srdailey. Haha.
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