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Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock Gets You Up in Every Sense of the Word

N.E.R.D. may get their lapdances for free, but I don't know about ordinary people. I do know, however, that my lapdancing run-in in Vegas several years ago was a never-to-be-repeated experience. Girls with wonky boobs in Santa outfits, (it was June) my girlfriend in hysterics and me squirming with embarrassment, vowing that this was the last time I would have a lay-dee gyrate on top of my chest in order to extricate the dollar bill that said chum had put there for the tip. So this forty-buck glitterball-encrusted alarm clock seems like a safer option. One drawback I do see, however. Five shiny red buttons to work it—isn't that going to lead to confusion amongst some people? [Nerd Approved]

9:10 AM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By AddyDugdale
7,385 views, 14 comments

Latest by Asvetic: As if morning wood isn't annoying enough. more »

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Finnish Spitzer Sends 200 Sex SMS to Exotic Dancer and Her Sister

An SMS-savvy Finnish Foreign Minister has joined former New York governor Eliot Spitzer in the "thinks with the wrong head" club this week. The 60-year-old Ilkka Kanerva was discovered to have sent more than 200 text messages to an exotic dancer named Johanna Tukiainen, 29. And her sister! Despite the fact that Kanerva's longtime parter said she's not bothered by her man's wandering eyes (or should that be fingers?), people are still calling for a resignation. More below. More »

2:00 PM on Sun Mar 30 2008
By Jack Loftus
13,085 views, 33 comments

Latest by n/a: @92BuickLeSabre: "Once you go black...You go deaf."- Family Guy more »

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USB Dancer Seeks Plastic Blonde

Looking for a way to irritate your coworkers? If that $50 blonde didn't do the job, the USB Party Boy can pick up where she left off. He'll bump and grind to any song on your PC while flashing LEDs sync in with the beats. Just don't blame us when you lose all your friends. – Louis Ramirez More »

4:35 PM on Fri Jan 19 2007
By Louis Ramirez
9,495 views, 11 comments

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USB Pole Dancer: On Video, It's an Even Worse Idea

Remember that terrible USB pole dancer that we found after it was pulled from the store that was selling it, only for it to be put back on the market for an inflated price? Those of you waiting for yours to get shipped, here's a taste of what you're in for. The ladies over at Shiny Shiny got their hands on one and created this video of it in action, relatively speaking. More »

10:23 AM on Tue Dec 19 2006
By www.gizmodo.com
7,340 views, 19 comments

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USB Pole Dancer Available For Pre-order

Remember when we showed you the USB Pole Dancer that was notable because it got ass-canned from Marks & Spencer? It's actually available now online from Boys Stuff over in the UK. Thanks to the notoriety, Boys Stuff can charge £29.95 ($53) instead of the original £19.50. More »

9:30 PM on Thu Dec 14 2006
By Jason Chen
4,993 views, 11 comments

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USB Pole Dancer

Could this be the ultimate USB-powered gadget that tops every other USB device we've ever seen? Yes, if it were still on sale. Apparently schoolmarms are alive and well in the UK, as local store Marks & Spencer had to can the product just a week after it went on sale. More »

1:59 PM on Mon Dec 11 2006
By Jason Chen
21,848 views, 16 comments