When you have a chance to hijack a live CNN broadcast about the Steve Jobs biography, what would you say? What would you do? Would you pimp your favorite Dancing with the Stars contestant? Would you scream his name so he could get more votes? That's exactly what this freaking idiot did.
Oh, Woz. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our injured hero took to the stage to perform a samba, despite his pulled hamstring and fractured foot. The judges were not impressed.
MAN DOWN! There's no conclusive data to go along with this photo of Woz leaving a hospital with a leg brace. But let me offer some theories. UPDATED WITH DATA
And so it has come to pass: Steve Wozniak, gussied up and smiling like maniac, danced on national television. For like a minute and a half! Here's how it went:
Oh, Woz. I want to tease you, but deep down I've got to respect you for doing whatever the hell you want and not caring what anybody thinks. Dance your heart out, Woz.