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Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
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BREAKING: WOZ FRACTURES LEG DANCING WITH THE STARS (OR HAS BIONIC IMPLANT INSTALLED)
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Pope John Peeps II
04/01/09

In reply to Woz Is Incapable of Dancing, Scowling
Can he really still claim to be a geek. He's a popular brand-named television star who dates d-list celebrities and hobnobs with celebrity types.

What part of that is his claim to geek-dom? His fat? His insecurity? Lots of regular people are fat and insecure.

Face facts geeks, he's not one of you anymore.
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poena.dare
04/01/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Blasphemy! From the Pope no less!

OK, let's assume geek acts do not entitle you to permanent geekdom. Each geek act has a certain value. For example, coding one thousand lines of C++ allows you to call yourself a geek for a month. Perhaps installing a Linux distro allows you to call yourself a geek for one day.

Using this scale we can estimate bigger geek acts:

Pre-Apple Mainframe Experience: 3.3 Years of Geekdom
Founding Apple Computer: 10.2 Years of Geekdom
Designing the Apple I: 27.9 Years of Geekdom
Apple Language Interpreter: 4.1 Years of Geekdom
Designing the Apple II: 48.5 Years of Geekdom
New Floppy Disk Controller: 4.4 Years of Geekdom
BS in EECS: 4.3 Years of Geekdom
Brought First Universal TV Remote to Market: 2.2 Years of Geekdom
Various Technology Ventures: 3.8 Years of Geekdom
Various Awards and Honorary Degrees: 2.6 Years of Geekdom
Segway Polo Team: 0.4 Years of Geekdom
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Total: 111.7 Years of Geekdom

It's a fallacious to assume that Woz starts spending his geek cred at birth, but for the sake of brevity I'm going to do that anyway.

Woz was born on 08/11/1950, which means his geek cred will run out on 04/07/2062.

I suggest waiting 53 more years. If Woz is still around then you may have a point.
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Curves
03/31/09

In reply to Woz Is Incapable of Dancing, Scowling
Aww...what a sweetheart he seems to be, especially if he gets to give the bride away!
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OMG! DEITY!
03/31/09

In reply to Woz Is Incapable of Dancing, Scowling
Hey SmallVideo! Why you such a small video all of the time, SmallVideo? You're not even big!

Woz's face at 2:45 was hilarious though...

So... Yeah..
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Gilbert Tang Jr.
03/31/09

@Jesus: This is precisely how I imagine the Jesus talking.
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Eli, ElyNumsane
03/27/09

In reply to 8 Gadgets That Will Help Woz Win Dancing With The Stars
No Tapa Tapa Tapa Shoes from Professor Frink?
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
03/27/09

@Eli, ElyNumsane: Tap-a, Tap-a, Tap-a was Little Vicki's thing. I think she'd shank Frink if he tried calling his shoes that.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
03/27/09

In reply to 8 Gadgets That Will Help Woz Win Dancing With The Stars
No WOOT! Pole Dancing USB girl?
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Kaiser-Machead
03/27/09

In reply to 8 Gadgets That Will Help Woz Win Dancing With The Stars
That is one funky screen grab. He either sprained something, or he's climaxing right there on stage.
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Kaiser-Machead
03/27/09

@Kaiser-Machead: DAMN! Double comment fail.
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SJRNWT
03/27/09

@Kaiser-Machead: A rare miss. I'm disappointed Mr. Kaiser.

//Only joking
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Kaiser-Machead
03/27/09

@SJRNWT: It's been a while since the comment failed to pop up, and the airhead that I am, didn't wait to see if other comments would update it.

Time to do some actual work, for a few minutes.
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nutbastard
03/27/09

@Kaiser-Machead:

muahahahahaha
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Kaiser-Machead
03/27/09

In reply to 8 Gadgets That Will Help Woz Win Dancing With The Stars
Alright, that is one funky screen grab. He either sprained something, or we're witnessing a Woz climax. Not to be mean, but I hope it's the former.
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spannu
03/27/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Not to be mean, but I hope you're wrong and it's the latter.
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Kaiser-Machead
03/27/09

@spannu: Touche. haha
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discounteggroll
03/25/09

In reply to Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
all I have to say is...

where do I send the 5$. Well done Woz

[i.gizmodo.com]
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mxmarks
03/24/09

In reply to Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
Woz just made it to the next round right off the bat, one of the 1st 4 people announced as advancing. This is after he had the lowest score in the history of the show.

The geek army is really flexing its muscle here.
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Curves
03/24/09

In reply to Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
If they have an award for the Biggest Heart, I think we have a winner. He looked great, and what a "set" he has to go out there and do it in the first place, I wouldnt have had the nerve. St. Woz is now my Patron Saint of doing things that are out of my comfort zone.
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yogibimbi
03/24/09

@Curves: Biggest Heart? Biggest balls, more like it:-D
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Curves
03/24/09

@yogibimbi: Please see my reference "what a "set" he has to go out there". Thats the set I was referring to.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
03/24/09

In reply to Woz Takes to the Dance Floor Despite Injuries, Gets Ripped a New One by the Judges
Was that last judge the one who screams on Fox's So you Think You Can Dance? I wish I could catch this show on the air, but I haven't watched ABC in so many years. Actually, I stopped watching ABC when I stopped having to watch Grays Anatomy.
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strider_mt2k
03/24/09

In reply to Woz Will Bravely Samba Despite New Hamstring Injury
-and will be voted off shortly.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
03/23/09

In reply to Woz Will Bravely Samba Despite New Hamstring Injury
The man survived a plane crash. Dancing with some fops on network TV is WELL within his expertise.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
03/12/09

In reply to BREAKING: WOZ FRACTURES LEG DANCING WITH THE STARS (OR HAS BIONIC IMPLANT INSTALLED)
I'll tell you what I didn't need to see in that image. Woz's nips.
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Mayor McRib
03/12/09

In reply to BREAKING: WOZ FRACTURES LEG DANCING WITH THE STARS (OR HAS BIONIC IMPLANT INSTALLED)
I think Tonya Harding had something to do with this.
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Curves
03/12/09

@Mayor McRib: @Hello Mister Walrus: Exactly! Tanya Harding broke his leg for wearing black sox.
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