Danger Bomb Clock: Yet Another Obnoxious Alarm

If you'd rather be shaken and not stirred out of bed in the morning, the Danger Bomb Clock is for you. First it makes a loathsome noise that's supposed to mimic an explosion, and then you must unravel some sort of secret code (and just how that's done is not quite clear in its description) by pushing its buttons in a… » 2/08/07 8:38am 2/08/07 8:38am

DangerBomb Clock: Boom! You're an Idiot.

Doesn't the morning suck enough without punishing yourself even more when you wake up? This DangerBomb Clock is cruel in two ways: one, it'll scare the crap out of you for a second when you first wake up, scaring you before you realized you were the dumbass who bought an alarm clock that looks like a bomb. Secondly,… » 2/01/07 3:45pm 2/01/07 3:45pm