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Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]


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Dartboard Wall Clock Not to be Confused with Foosball Wall Clock

Kidding, there isn't actually a foosball wall clock, but that would be freaking awesome if it actually did exist. This dartboard wall clock will sit near and dear to the heart of any dart enthusiast. I would avoid hanging this up at a bar, though. Drunks will throw darts into anything, especially clocks that look identical to actual dartboards. $30. More »