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    Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern

    Vader Wii Sensor Bar Impedes Our Quest for Social Normalcy

    This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling

    No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such a Bad Attitude

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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    10/07/09

    In reply to Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern
    Looks like D & Y are quite happy to see each other, actually.
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    Image of moorek moorek
    10/07/09

    In reply to Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern
    These aren't the gourds you're looking for.
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    Image of Odin Odin
    10/07/09

    @moorek:
    You sir win 8.2 internets.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    10/06/09

    In reply to Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern
    Behind his back, the Imperial Navy Officers called him Lord Gourd.
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    Image of shalegac shalegac
    10/07/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: Gourd Vader?
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    10/06/09

    In reply to Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern
    Looks like Vader has been eating a lot of lemons.
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/29/09

    In reply to Vader Wii Sensor Bar Impedes Our Quest for Social Normalcy
    Even though he's wearing a helmet and mask am I the only one seeing that expression of utter contempt on Vader's face plate?

    Seriously, it looks like he's thinking, "Ugh. Is this what I have been reduced to, a fancy sensor holder?"
     Reply
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    Image of Daniel Grinton Daniel Grinton
    09/29/09

    In reply to Vader Wii Sensor Bar Impedes Our Quest for Social Normalcy
    Not like I was ever getting laid again anyway.
     Reply
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    09/29/09

    @Daniel Grinton: This with insure that indefinitely.
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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    09/28/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
    So, do you cut it with lightsaber knives?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    09/25/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
    He looks like he is begging for death.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    09/25/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
    He looks frozen in carbonite.
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    Image of MyPetFly MyPetFly
    09/25/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
    I wouldn't mind eating a Princess Leia muffin...
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment MyPetFly was starred MyPetFly was unstarred
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    09/25/09

    @MyPetFly: Make sure it's the low fat one..
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/25/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling

    Oh, you're delicious.
     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/25/09

    In reply to This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
    I find your lack of icing rosettes disturbing...
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: There'll be no one to stop us from eating cake this time.
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    Image of Helvetica Helvetica
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Rosettes do not concern me, Ponies. I want that cake, no excuses!
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I know there is still flavor in you. The open air hasn't made you stale fully.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/25/09

    @elzlaik: Don't try to frighten us with your corn syrup ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that Betty Crocker frosting has not helped you conjure up the non-pareils, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden profiteroles.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/25/09

    @OCEntertainment: Your father's lemon curd filling. This is the filling of a Jedi cake. Not as cloying or chalky as a pudding; an elegant filling for a more civilized dessert.

    For over a thousand birthday parties, the Jedi cakes were the guardians of sweetness and treats in the Old Banquet Halls. Before the dark times... before Dave & Busters.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: How did my father die?

    A young Jedi baker named Chef Vader, who was a student of mine, until he turned to fast food, helped D&B hunt down and consume the Jedi bakers.

    He frosted and ate your father.
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You are part of the baker's alliance and a traitor. Take him away.
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    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Luke, you don't know the power of the frosted side..
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    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master...baker.
     Reply
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Where are those fillings you baked in? WHAT have you DONE with those fillings?

    We baked in no fillings. This is a bread bakery, We only bake.... french bread.

    If this is a bread bakery, WHERE is the olive loaf? Head chef, tear this bakery apart until you find those fillings! And bring me all frostings, I want them refrigerated!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: The ability to bake a cake the size of a planet is insignificant next to the power of the frosting..
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    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel bakery..
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: OMG Ponies, I should have expected to find you holding SteveDave's leash. I recognized your foul stench the moment I boarded this thread.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/25/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Evacuate this thread?! In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pastries!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: The bake is strong in this one..
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    Image of Helvetica Helvetica
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Any attack made by the party children against this cake would be a useless gesture, no matter what ingrediential data they have obtained. This cake is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we eat it.
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    Image of dingus dingus
    09/26/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Weddings lead to bridal cake. Bridal cake leads to fondant. Fondant leads to suffering.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    09/03/09

    In reply to No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such a Bad Attitude
    General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete menu of this franchise, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a recipe and exploit it.
    Darth Vader: The recipes you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
    Admiral Motti: Any order made by the Rebels at this franchise would be a useless gesture, no matter what menu they have obtained. This franchise is now the ultimate restaurant in the universe. I suggest we use it.
    Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this gastronomic terror you've constructed. The ability to clog arteries is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
    Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sauciers ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient culinary art has not helped you conjure up the stolen recipes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden kitchen...
    [Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
    Darth Vader: I find your lack of taste disturbing.
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    Edited by met2art at 09/03/09 8:35 PM met2art was starred met2art was unstarred
    Image of gunluva is prepared to drop. gunluva is prepared to drop.
    09/03/09

    @met2art:

    Winner.
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    Image of whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII whiteknight89 still plays DiabloII
    09/03/09

    @met2art: *Clicks heart* That just freakin' made my day. You sir, win the internet for the day.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    09/03/09

    In reply to No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such a Bad Attitude
    Darth Vader: The McRebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the drive thru.
    General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser...
    Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops to go inside and order at the counter.
    General Veers: Yes, my Lord.
     Reply
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    Image of jmeltzer jmeltzer
    09/03/09

    In reply to No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such a Bad Attitude
    Inform the commander that Lord Vader's order is up.
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