@elzlaik: Don't try to frighten us with your corn syrup ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that Betty Crocker frosting has not helped you conjure up the non-pareils, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden profiteroles.
@OCEntertainment: Your father's lemon curd filling. This is the filling of a Jedi cake. Not as cloying or chalky as a pudding; an elegant filling for a more civilized dessert.
For over a thousand birthday parties, the Jedi cakes were the guardians of sweetness and treats in the Old Banquet Halls. Before the dark times... before Dave & Busters.
@OMG! Ponies!: Where are those fillings you baked in? WHAT have you DONE with those fillings?
We baked in no fillings. This is a bread bakery, We only bake.... french bread.
If this is a bread bakery, WHERE is the olive loaf? Head chef, tear this bakery apart until you find those fillings! And bring me all frostings, I want them refrigerated!
@OMG! Ponies!: OMG Ponies, I should have expected to find you holding SteveDave's leash. I recognized your foul stench the moment I boarded this thread.
@OMG! Ponies!: Any attack made by the party children against this cake would be a useless gesture, no matter what ingrediential data they have obtained. This cake is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we eat it.
General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete menu of this franchise, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a recipe and exploit it. Darth Vader: The recipes you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Admiral Motti: Any order made by the Rebels at this franchise would be a useless gesture, no matter what menu they have obtained. This franchise is now the ultimate restaurant in the universe. I suggest we use it. Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this gastronomic terror you've constructed. The ability to clog arteries is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sauciers ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient culinary art has not helped you conjure up the stolen recipes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden kitchen... [Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking] Darth Vader: I find your lack of taste disturbing.
Darth Vader: The McRebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the drive thru. General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser... Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops to go inside and order at the counter. General Veers: Yes, my Lord.
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You sir win 8.2 internets.
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09/29/09
Seriously, it looks like he's thinking, "Ugh. Is this what I have been reduced to, a fancy sensor holder?"
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Oh, you're delicious.
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For over a thousand birthday parties, the Jedi cakes were the guardians of sweetness and treats in the Old Banquet Halls. Before the dark times... before Dave & Busters.
09/25/09
A young Jedi baker named Chef Vader, who was a student of mine, until he turned to fast food, helped D&B hunt down and consume the Jedi bakers.
He frosted and ate your father.
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We baked in no fillings. This is a bread bakery, We only bake.... french bread.
If this is a bread bakery, WHERE is the olive loaf? Head chef, tear this bakery apart until you find those fillings! And bring me all frostings, I want them refrigerated!
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Darth Vader: The recipes you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
Admiral Motti: Any order made by the Rebels at this franchise would be a useless gesture, no matter what menu they have obtained. This franchise is now the ultimate restaurant in the universe. I suggest we use it.
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this gastronomic terror you've constructed. The ability to clog arteries is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sauciers ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient culinary art has not helped you conjure up the stolen recipes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden kitchen...
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]
Darth Vader: I find your lack of taste disturbing.
09/03/09
Winner.
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09/03/09
General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser...
Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops to go inside and order at the counter.
General Veers: Yes, my Lord.
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