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    This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    The Star Wars prequels should've ended with Anakin Skywalker getting killed in the pod race, and his spirit being implanted into a child actor with some talent, and skipping Hayden Christensen altogether.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Oh, and the Gungans are extinct after the Imperial droid troopers land on the planet.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/01/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: And then Queen Amidala suffers a break-in in her royal chambers, and all of her clothing is stolen.


    This should be the very first scene of Episode 1, and she can never find clothes for the rest of the series.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @Badhatharry: I like the way you think, I'll hold Lucas down while you funnel in the potassium cyanide and we can commence rewriting.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Jestermeister Jestermeister
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    I thought the choreography of the Filipino prisoners was superior to this.


    And the star wars dancers didn't even bother to include a tranny.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    @Jestermeister: Great. Now I've got "In The [Imperial] Navy" stuck in my head.


    You may recall the disco classic. It's by the Village Clones and features a Stormtrooper, a Sandtrooper, a Scout Trooper, a TIE pilot, an Imperial Guard, and a Sith.

    IT'S FORCETASTIC!

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    OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred
    Image of Ibelieveinsandwitches Ibelieveinsandwitches
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    Its interesting how once the element of Star Wars is introduced anything, including a mediocre dance routine, gets much more attention.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    @Ibelieveinsandwitches: The really mediocre thing was the camera work. Quit freakin' swishing the damn camera around like it's a flight sim and let me watch the damn show already!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    I don't buy this. None of those stormtroopers hit their heads at anytime....
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    Jesus,

    Stop hating on Danny Choo. You're just mad that you don't get to work like this:
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I work like that. But with no pants.
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    Jesus Diaz was starred Jesus Diaz was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    @Jesus Diaz: TK-421. I was going to ask why you weren't at your station. But, on seeing you, I am more concerned about why you have no pants.

    Please report to Detention Level 9 to check out the garbage smashers. There's a small weapons malfunction down there. Don't worry. They're fine. They're all fine down there.


    How are you?

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    Image of ninjajazza ninjajazza
    06/01/09

    @Jesus Diaz: are they still 'pants' when they're made of thick polycarbonate?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    @ninjajazza: Is that thick polycarbonate in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/01/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: This isn't the porn I'm looking for.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/01/09

    @Jesus Diaz: I find a little GoldBond powder cuts down on the chafing. Give it a try.
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    GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid was starred GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    @Badhatharry: Jabba has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of trouble.
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    Image of Benjamin Clayton Benjamin Clayton
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    Video quality sucks, why does it only slow down when it takes the shot off the judges.
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    Benjamin Clayton was starred Benjamin Clayton was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/01/09

    @Benjamin Clayton: They aren't running around dancing, so the lower FPS doesn't affect them as much.
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    Image of Takamofo Takamofo
    06/01/09

    In reply to This Is How the Star Wars Prequels Should Have Ended
    This would have been a better ending for the Star Wars prequels...
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    Image of ddmeightball ddmeightball
    06/01/09

    @Takamofo: And you are flamed by SW fanboys in 3...2..1.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    06/01/09

    @ddmeightball: Actually, shouldn't that be 4..5..6..1..2..3? Are there really fans of the "prequels"? While I could have done without any of them, at least the first one had a magnificent Weird Al song as a result.


    Bye bye Mister Anakin guy. Maybe Vader someday later, but for now just a small fry.

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    Monty was starred Monty was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    @Monty: The third episode was worth it to see the fireboats at the beginning. I can't remember a thing about the second movie.
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
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