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    Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
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    Image of jonhapimp jonhapimp
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    Doofy "Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law."

    Buffy "Yeah, and Mom also told you not to stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner!"
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    06/02/09

    @jonhapimp:


    fine, I'll finish it...


    "Gail Swallows"

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose


    In lieu of commenting, I will just provide you with this, and you can make your own sex jokes.

    It's a Mad Lib.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/01/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax:


    "I can't believe everything you're going through to save that man's life."

    "Actually, he's been dead for six hours."

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: It was necessary per Health and Safety guidelines.
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    Image of bill cant fart bill cant fart
    06/01/09

    Flats: What? Where am I?


    Doctor: (walks in) Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.


    SpongeBob: Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @bill cant fart: Spongebob is kinky.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking
    06/01/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: Bad Touch.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    That's awesome.. most people freak out and won't think that fast. Good job saving his life.


    I just hope that hose wasn't used for other acts.

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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    @Shamoononon: Yeah. It's easy to think what you can do when you consider it, but it can be tough when you have to think fast. Glad this guy was there.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    If it wasn't for the headline and the narrative, I would've put together a different story.


    The ambiguously gay duo, still a team well after retirement, enjoy a round of underwater Eskimo kisses

    Jokes aside, this is an awesome story.

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    Image of Takamofo Takamofo
    06/01/09

    In reply to Drowning Man Saved by Vacuum Cleaner Hose
    Sucks to be him.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    06/02/09

    @Takamofo: Blows to be his friend.
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