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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    It sounds like Martha has been hitting the Blackberry and Apple Schnapps!
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Damn now that I know Martha isn't going to be tweeting nude photos of herself I'm going to stop following her.
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Emails are so impersonal, and there are so many ways to make them more special. You can give your emails a more personal touch by using smileys or novel punctuation sequences. It doesn't have to be time-consuming, either. Let's take a look at how smileys can really make those ordinary emails more out-of-the-ordinary and playful.

    First, there's just the plain smiley (colon, right parenthesis)

    :)

    Simple and fun. Great as a short finishing symbol after a thought or invitation, and one that almost everyone can understand. Smiles are universal, after all. Let's look at some imaginative noses, just to put some sparkle on that smiley.

    Here's a pointy nose, pointing up, using the caret

    :^)

    Good times. We can try other noses, like the clown nose, for more lighthearted fun

    :o)

    ... and for times that require a more agrarian spring or harvest-time spirit, the pig nose

    :@)

    It's hard to make gender-appropriate festive smileys, but you can make a great halloween smiley of any nose style by putting a 'less-than-pipe) witch hat on top, like this

    <|:^)

    As long as we want to play with hats, "greater-than" beards can make a charming addition to the more conventional smiley, shown here with a caret nose

    <|:^)>

    or maybe a fedora

    <]:^)>

    or maybe a cowboy hat for a western rodeo touch, but be careful, because it might look like devilish eyebrows if the context isn't quite right

    <}:^)>

    It's fun when you can put a sexy goatee on your smiley, too, using a right-bracket

    <|:^)}

    And don't forget the semicolon wink for that cheeky touch!

    <|;^)}

    Be creative, too. The person that gets your email will appreciate it. Try using a happy-tongue mouth from capital p, to add a saucy text-based raspberry

    <|:^P}

    That's just a start. Grab some sprinkles and your glue gun and a little fun and spirit and you can make your own smileys for any occasion.

    Good times.
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    Image of Kendra Kendra
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    I think she's "talking down" to her audience because most of them have not discovered the internet - and if they have - still haven't got the hang of it.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Kendra: I'm pretty sure she talks down to her audience on a regular basis..
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    Image of Kendra Kendra
    10/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: lolz, probably because she's drunk 98% of the time on air.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    This is a lot like when my uncle discovered the internet, and instantly discovered that he had been paying for porn like a sucker for way too long.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: People used to pay for porn?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/02/09

    @mattycakes: Surprised me too.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Maybe he can get Michael Moore to get some of that money back..
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Discovers...The Internet?
    Is that a good thing?
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    Image of Deoki Deoki
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I am very sad for Torvalds not being there, considering how many things work on Linux these days. Very bad job Giz. You made me (and more readers) very bitter.
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    Image of FuzzysFriedChicken FuzzysFriedChicken
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    No mention of Jobs on LSD?
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    Image of gemcosta gemcosta
    07/15/09

    @FuzzysFriedChicken: Jobs is very sensitive to this. Giz wouldn't want to bite the ballsack they're licking.
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    Image of Chris Tomalty Chris Tomalty
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    What about Torvalds?
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @LegoAddict: Maybe when Linux makes it to the desktop ;)
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    Image of jrghoull jrghoull
    07/15/09

    @UnderLoK:



    hahah he does have a point though. though linux is still small in the desktop world, it's used to run alot of commercial and business tech and all the companies mentioned above i'm sure use it to some extent.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @jrghoull: Hey, I gave props to Michael Widenius (MySQL) below!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I solved the Pancake Problem by the time I was 10.



    x = P + (P x M oz.) + 2B + E *3 + SB where SB > 5.



    P equals the number of pancakes in a stack

    M equals Maple Syrup

    B equals Butter Pats

    E equals Eggs (sunnyside up)

    SB equals a Side of Bacon



    Any stack of Pancakes is to be covered in a number of ounces of warm Maple Syrup equal to the number of Pancakes plus 2 Pats of Butter plus Three Eggs Sunnyside Up, with a Side of Bacon of no less than 6 rashers of Bacon.



    Using this formula, you will have a crazy delicious breakfast and be able to have a rad day sledding and throwing snowballs, providing there is adequate snow to shut down the schools and permit reindeer games.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That's great, but did you happen to stumble upon the post-sledding optimum hot-chocolate to marshmallow ratio in your adventures? Remember: for every 8 ounces of cocoa, you must have no less then 10 mini-marshmallows. Real ones, too, none of that freeze-dried crap.
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    Image of Grendel Grendel
    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Blasphemy!! Outrage!!



    I will kindly... provide the correction..



    Whereby;



    X = n[(P + MP) + B + E + Hb] + [(Sb^n+1) +(Sb)]



    => Whereby



    n is a function of number of times ordered based on the Munchies Theorem



    Hb Equals a Side Hash Browns

    And SB, is a Side of Bacon as function of n whereas Sb>2 with respect (and dictated by) the quantum laws of porker preservation while oak smoke flavor is super saturated by coffee sipping.



    But you were 10, so I guess you may be gradually forgiven.
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    Image of RamonaAepytus RamonaAepytus
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I've actually met and talked with Dean Kamen! It was awesome.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @RamonaAepytus: It always amazes me how excited that guy is. If his other ventures didn't work out he could always take over for Oxyclean.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    Poor Larry Ellison. Even as the fourth richest person in the world he's already forgotten.
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: He is a shrimp compared to Michael Widenius... Not in dollars mind you.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    07/15/09

    @bosskev: who?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Uh...the co-founder and CEO of Oracle Corporation (think databases), one of the world's largest business software companies?
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    07/15/09

    @bosskev: what corporation?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: OK, fine, I fell for it.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    07/16/09

    @bosskev: heh... Homerpalooza... classic.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/21/09

    In reply to What Kind of Home Would Segway Inventor Dean Kamen Live In?
    One with no stairs.
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    Image of exploded exploded
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    One thing that I have encountered as very confusing to tech newbies is the word "flash".


    There are at least 3 different meanings.


    Flash memory
    Flash a BIOS
    Adobe Flash

     Reply
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @exploded: just don't use it with "elementary school"
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    Image of elementary elementary
    04/27/09

    In reply to The 10 Most Confusing Terms in Tech Are Mostly Unneeded Anyway
    I get a lot of offers for cookies, and I always accept. I mean, who wouldn't? Anyway, I have yet to receive any. I must need to update my address or somthing.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @elementary: nah, you just have to get in the van. it's ok. you're mother sent us to come get you. wanna see a dongle?
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