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    When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men

    What Kind of Home Would Segway Inventor Dean Kamen Live In?

    Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'

    Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)

    The Next Gadget Gods

    Dean Kamen Struggles With the Idea of Giving Up on the Segway

    Dean Kamen's Private Island Is Now Entirely Off the Grid

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    All Things D: Dean Kamen on His Mind-Controlled Cyborg "Luke" Arm

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    Image of Deoki Deoki
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I am very sad for Torvalds not being there, considering how many things work on Linux these days. Very bad job Giz. You made me (and more readers) very bitter.
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    Image of FuzzysFriedChicken FuzzysFriedChicken
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    No mention of Jobs on LSD?
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    Image of gemcosta gemcosta
    07/15/09

    @FuzzysFriedChicken: Jobs is very sensitive to this. Giz wouldn't want to bite the ballsack they're licking.
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    Image of Chris Tomalty Chris Tomalty
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    What about Torvalds?
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @LegoAddict: Maybe when Linux makes it to the desktop ;)
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    Image of jrghoull jrghoull
    07/15/09

    @UnderLoK:



    hahah he does have a point though. though linux is still small in the desktop world, it's used to run alot of commercial and business tech and all the companies mentioned above i'm sure use it to some extent.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @jrghoull: Hey, I gave props to Michael Widenius (MySQL) below!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I solved the Pancake Problem by the time I was 10.



    x = P + (P x M oz.) + 2B + E *3 + SB where SB > 5.



    P equals the number of pancakes in a stack

    M equals Maple Syrup

    B equals Butter Pats

    E equals Eggs (sunnyside up)

    SB equals a Side of Bacon



    Any stack of Pancakes is to be covered in a number of ounces of warm Maple Syrup equal to the number of Pancakes plus 2 Pats of Butter plus Three Eggs Sunnyside Up, with a Side of Bacon of no less than 6 rashers of Bacon.



    Using this formula, you will have a crazy delicious breakfast and be able to have a rad day sledding and throwing snowballs, providing there is adequate snow to shut down the schools and permit reindeer games.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That's great, but did you happen to stumble upon the post-sledding optimum hot-chocolate to marshmallow ratio in your adventures? Remember: for every 8 ounces of cocoa, you must have no less then 10 mini-marshmallows. Real ones, too, none of that freeze-dried crap.
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    Image of Grendel Grendel
    07/15/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Blasphemy!! Outrage!!



    I will kindly... provide the correction..



    Whereby;



    X = n[(P + MP) + B + E + Hb] + [(Sb^n+1) +(Sb)]



    => Whereby



    n is a function of number of times ordered based on the Munchies Theorem



    Hb Equals a Side Hash Browns

    And SB, is a Side of Bacon as function of n whereas Sb>2 with respect (and dictated by) the quantum laws of porker preservation while oak smoke flavor is super saturated by coffee sipping.



    But you were 10, so I guess you may be gradually forgiven.
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    Image of RamonaAepytus RamonaAepytus
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    I've actually met and talked with Dean Kamen! It was awesome.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    07/15/09

    @RamonaAepytus: It always amazes me how excited that guy is. If his other ventures didn't work out he could always take over for Oxyclean.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    In reply to When Tech Gods Were Mortal Men
    Poor Larry Ellison. Even as the fourth richest person in the world he's already forgotten.
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: He is a shrimp compared to Michael Widenius... Not in dollars mind you.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/15/09

    @bosskev: who?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: Uh...the co-founder and CEO of Oracle Corporation (think databases), one of the world's largest business software companies?
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    07/15/09

    @bosskev: what corporation?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/15/09

    @DeusExMach has jumped the snark: OK, fine, I fell for it.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/16/09

    @bosskev: heh... Homerpalooza... classic.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/21/09

    In reply to What Kind of Home Would Segway Inventor Dean Kamen Live In?
    One with no stairs.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/04/09

    In reply to Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
    [www.boingboing.net]
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/04/09

    In reply to Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
    Where's the Dubya version, "That's How I Stumble"?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/04/09

    In reply to Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
    Awesome! A new biker bar just opened near my house, and I am totally going to wear this there. Everyone will be like "oh, you so cool".
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/04/09

    In reply to Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
    The back reads, "take my lunch money."
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/04/09

    In reply to Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
    Definitely Ridin' Nerdy.
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    01/29/09

    In reply to Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
    "now I know name of the video, so, I know whats gonna happen, I guess it's the journey to get there..."


    OH SNAP...that girl, that girl bit it!


    I'm sorry, god bless america that's funny...can play that back on slow-mo?


    ....And-----SPLOOSH!

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
    She must have been riding the special edition Dubya version...
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    01/28/09

    In reply to Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
    The pictures are too blurry, and I can't tell; was that Carrie or Miranda?
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    Image of DaiWalka DaiWalka
    01/29/09

    @weatherman: +9999999 points for the joke! (But -10000 for actually knowing their names...) ;)
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    01/30/09

    @DaiWalka: I'm married, and though "that show" is now banned in my house, there was a time that there was no way to avoid it.


    But you are right to deduct points. In fact, if you didn't mean to already I'd say it should be a +1/-1 equation. Or worse.

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