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General Halfshaftery
11/17/08

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How long before "Papa Jones gave me abdominal distention and severe cramping!!" posts show up on its Facebook wall?
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scarbrtj
11/17/08

@General Halfshaftery:
I already saw that post on Adult Friend Finder. Papa Jones gets around!
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shorty63136
11/17/08

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I normally won't go for Papa John's pizza b/c we had SO much of it in high school.

But I did go to college so free, totally edible food is on my YES list.
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SegamanXero
11/17/08

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OH HELL YES, im so on this.
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scarbrtj
11/17/08

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PizzaFacebook?
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ceilingFANBOY
11/17/08

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Sellouts...
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@ceilingFANBOY: word. first it was dr. dre and now papa john's??? will no one stand up to the man anymore?
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ceilingFANBOY
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: I will! No one can buy my friendship. Hey, add me as a follower and I'll follow you.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@ceilingFANBOY: are we talking facebook or cults now? my cult is finally gaining some speed once i took the "no breathing" restriction from my members. i'll miss my grandma.
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ceilingFANBOY
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: Breathing is for pussies.
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Mayor McRib
11/17/08

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This seriously made my day.
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

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If Papa John's wasn't so vile I'd be tempted to sign up for a free slice.
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Gann
11/17/08

@Rabid Penguin: Does the pizza have to be from Papa John's?
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Gann: I wouldn't press my luck. The other day I bought a vacuum cleaner at Target that came with a $20 Target gift card. I told the cashier I didn't shop at Target a lot and was wondering if I could use the gift card at Walmart. Needless to say I almost got killed, and I don't want to risk that again by asking Papa John's if I could use their promo to get a free pizza from Pizza Hut.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@Rabid Penguin: how can you not like papa johns? are you a communist? papa johns has been scientifically proven to be the best delivery pizza chain in the world of the universe. they make their delightful garlic butter from baby angels. it's the very nectar and ambrosia of the gods.
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: I don't believe in science, and if I was a communist than I would be asking for the government to take over the pizza business, and as much as I dislike Papa John's I can't risk the government turning every franchise into a Little Caesar's.

And as far as their garlic sauce goes... your comment:

"they make their delightful garlic butter from baby angels." Has me at a loss for words... I'm disgusted and confused, and eerily curious by the concept.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@Rabid Penguin: see, most of these big companies get their grease from fat women in yoga classes. but the grease that can be squeezed from a chubby little cherub is simply divine. incidentally, they make good sausage as well, so nothing goes to waste.
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: That's why I only eat from local chains and Mom and Pop types of places. Typically they taste better than larger franchises... probably because they're not using fat women, yoga grease or baby fat, they simply can't afford such high quality ingredients, so there's usually drugs involved.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@Rabid Penguin: once you've tasted food laced with the thigh sweat of a heifer who struggles to breathe in her jazzercise class, there's just no turning back.
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: I suppose there wouldn't be any turning back... your life would be changed forever.

Oh, also, let me know how selling those Facebook accounts work out for you. I'm thinking of selling Myspace accounts to pedophiles, but I don't want to commit any time to that if there's no market for selling social networking accounts.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@Rabid Penguin: we'll have to wait until dateline is out of syndication to begin that phase of accounts-selling.

and i'm telling you, my stupid remarks about papa johns aside, that pizza is awesome. have you ever bedded a lady on one of their extra-large pies?
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: I do seriously despise Papa John's though. If I had to eat at a national chain in my area I would choose Anthony's... though I'm not sure if that's national or not, I've only ever seen it in airports and in the BX.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

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finally a compelling reason to join the facebook crowd.
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Mr.SithNinja
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: I would join for the sole purpose of getting the free pizza.
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Anonymoose
11/17/08

@Mr.SithNinja: yeah, i never bothered to open an account and pretty much make fun of my friends who have lost real social lives in a trade for a virtual one.

but with that being said, i have opened 14 new accounts today.
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Rabid Penguin
11/17/08

@Anonymoose: You should start selling face book accounts. Tell the you'll give 'em a free medium pizza with any Facebook account purchase. ;c)
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