President Obama has requested that you tweet your representatives to help solve this whole debt ceiling mess. But if you live in, say Cleveland, that's a waste of time. Tweet at these pols—who can actually get stuff done—instead.
If you're embattled Barack, and you can't seem to get the kids together to agree on a meltdown-averting debt deal, what's the next best thing? Crashing your political opponent's website and phone lines. DDoS is officially in!
Washington's got debt ceiling fever!—and the prospect of the US defaulting on its giant shitheap of foreign loans is becoming scarily real. So what happens if no deal is struck? MONEY CHAOS. Time to gear up for econo-hell.