The set includes icons for Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Flash, InDesign, and Dreamweaver. That should be enough for anyone, but if you want to go the extra mile you might want to pick up a Photoshop shirt. The idea is that while wearing it and sitting on your Adobe couch, you physically complete the theme. [mysuitestuff via Design Milk]

Armani's Calyx (yes, that Armani) is a kitchen outfitted with decadent wood veneers, glass and woven metal...all of which are masked behind floor-to-ceiling doors. Armani calls the effect a "discreet environment." I'd call it a cold and soul-sucking hospital room.

Besides, I'd over-stuff that kitchen like a WASP's linen closet. There would be no end to the bright orange corners of Cheetos bags making their way through the door cracks, Man's subconscious urge for untamed wilderness playing out in a quiet protest. [WIDN and SaukValley via BornRich]

The Jesper chair is an ingenious seat offering neither back support nor acknowledgment of male anatomy. Presumably, the sitter's weight is pushed forward, meaning that the illusion of resting one's arms will soon be overcome with the reality of a persistent half push-up, and young Jesper-seated gamers may or may not grow up to spawn offspring.

But hey, just $70! [Ian Bogost via Kotaku]

Completely portable, the $970 stainless steel Vidro fireplace requires only gelled ethanol fuel to burn a smokeless flame in your home. The two glass panels do seem superfluous to the structure, as they can't possibly be that effective in keeping out fingers/toes/cats. Yet the design is still missing a big something.

And I call that something a pig-loaded spit. Because what is it worth to have all the open air fireplaces in the world but no pork roasting atop them? [panik via DVICE]

(Commenters are urged to photoshop their meat of choice roasting over the Vidro.)

Fitting in a standard bulb socket, the mercury-free Master LED bulb sips just 7W while burning up to 45,000 hours, or about 30x the length of a normal bulb. It's actually already available in parts of Europe (we can't spot a price, anyone out there know? UPDATE: About $50-$70), but with the proper retail availability, I could see an LED light with this form factor exciting the mainstream US public, couldn't you?

Philips also has a few other models coming that you can check out at the link. [Philips via Core77]

Sure, the Relief Chair only looks gadgety, but it's causing somewhat of a splash in the crazy world of textiles. By designer Ben Mickus, the chair is an artistic exploration of what can be done with felt. It might not be comfortable, and it's certainly not affordable. But the temporary, geometrical skin indentations it will leave down your spine will look totally wicked. [Mickus Projects via Core77]

Looking past the creepy android mockup for a moment, the Glow Mirror is actually a pretty interesting product. Layered with photo luminescent material, the mirror illuminates, allowing you to better see yourself at night. Though we prefer the secondary function of looking perpetually brighter than the rest of the world, supported by a faint Saiyan-esque aura.

In sizes up to five feet in width, the Glow Mirror's price is available upon request. [Generate Design via bltd]

The Bazooka Light (along with the uzi, sniper rifle and pistol) is not some plastic novelty. It's an all-metal lamp—one that will feel like a real gun in your child's hands as he or she puts a stop to the Boogie Man's reign of terror once and for all.

Sadly, these lamps are limited edition and probably cost a premium price. But what's the smile of a child worth, their small face beaming in the aura of luminescent weaponry. [Twenty First Gallery via Nerd Approved]

But instead of just filling with air, the Pack Chair has a cloth body that inflates with liquid polyurethane. Presumably that polyurethane is not something you can just squeeze out later, so the chair most probably becomes a permanent fixture in your home after its deployment.

Still, if it's strong enough to withstand the force of my pork-fed Midwestern frame, it sure looks more comfortable than a folding chair. [Design Boom via Craziest Gadgets]

The Playing With Tradition rug by Richard Hutten is a throwback to an era when you didn't dare scroll down a webpage until images were done loading, lest you witness that half-loaded, crudely photoshopped Sandra Bullock release a torrent of lactation upon your screen.

It's not for sale because it's art. Sorry. [booooooom via apartment therapy]

The Athena Sofa is one-part luxury sofa that you will likely stain, one-part PC. We weren't able to find any specs from the designers at Artanova, but we're guessing that those integrated screens that fit so snugly into the armrests feature touch sensitivity.

Why do we assume that? Well, it makes sense from a design point of view, considering the lack of input devices. And also, if we're paying over $15,000 for a couch with a couple of monitors and a PC inside—which we are in this theoretical world where we have the $15,000 to buy an Athena—we really really want touchscreens. [Artanova via Bornrich]

Priced at a steep $640 per pair, you can offset that cost since—and I'm not sure you were quick enough to notice this—the lampshades actually double as hats. I know, I know. Without us, you'd never learn to save money. And you would have never realized that your alien fixture complete with lava lamp phallus could decorate your front porch, just like a ceramic goose. [Hidden Art Shop via bbGadgets]

This X-Ray lamp, slightly different than the X-ray lamp we've seen before, seems to be a real product by Sture Pallarp customizable with your own medical records. But imagine the cocktail conversation, the ease with which it would initiate the opportunity to brag about what you've always considered your most charming feature, your lungs.

"Oh, these old things? Yeah. My doctor says they're awesome and a miracle and stuff, but you know, just lungs to me. I still take things a breath at a time, like everyone else."

[Sture Pallarp via bookofjoe]

While we've had RF-blocking paint to cellphone signals for some time, manufacturers have been thwarted when attempting to stop higher frequencies, like we have on home networks.

Now a team of researchers from the University of Tokyo has developed an aluminium-iron oxide that blocks radio frequencies up to four times beyond existing anti-RF technologies. The paint puts out a magnetic field that resonates at the same frequency as the electromagnetic wave (in this case, a radio frequency) you're looking to block.

The good news is that the material shouldn't be expensive to produce. Right now it's estimated to run $14 per kilogram. Assuming our math is correct, if the average gallon of paint runs 2 pounds, then a can of Wi-Fi blocking paint would be $50 to manufacture. That's not super cheap, but neither is the lifetime of blackmail after your neighbor deciphers your network password and threatens to show the world your earnest, self-shot modeling portfolio. [PCWorld via Unplggd]

By designer by Sehwan Oh, the Peel Off Lamp's shade is covered in a mosaic pattern that can be pulled away in tiny pre-sliced sections. Even yanking away the plastic pieces at random could create a fairly pleasing and intricate pattern without the need for artistic talent. And with what are surely millions of design combinations, it will only sort of look like your neighbor's lamp, just like you only sort of desire his wife or only sort of examine his trash in search for loose hairs on discarded combs. [sehwanoh Yanko Design]

The first design in the series, "Tall Pines at Dusk" features "a Silver Mica shade transformed into a decorative /functional casement for a 29-inch fan." It is also designed to be an energy saver with blades that can reverse direction—pulling hot air up in the summer and pushing it down in the winter. No pricing information has been made available, but it is billed as a handcrafted work of art, so prepare to overpay accordingly. [Meyda via Core77]

By designer Kang Kyung Lee, you twist each individual flare to activate the internal LED. Then, if you have a deft touch, each piece can be arranged campfire style, or merely laid on the road in the ever-charming mock accident formation.

One point though—does it bother anyone else that the lamps have different bottoms than tops? I'd prefer symmetry. [Yanko]

It still looks too busy if you ask me, plus that lighting effect could get real annoying real quick—unless there is a way to shut off the power (or you are tripping balls 24 hours a day). [Bodie and Fou via Inhabitat]

Pick up three for about $200....pricing that easily puts that first demo installation into the heavy thousands. That's by no means cheap, but you thought they were just an art piece or concept, didn't you? [Kyouei Design via technabob]

Why not use normal electric plugs? Why waste all that energy when the lights are off and everyone is away? Or is Brando implying that we should turn the lights off at the office all day long, leaving only these creepy-yet-romantic things on? Would this open new ways to enhance inter-personal communication in the workplace? We can only hope the answer to these two last questions is YES.

[Brando]

UPDATE: You can get the lamp $70 cheaper here.

This particular model is sold out, but hit the jump to see more octopus/tentacle chandeliers.

$10,000

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Collect all three. [gallery via boingboing]

Your walls are first covered in a grid. A computer (along with the artist) determine exactly how much influence your objects have on the grid. Then, this grid distortion is applied to the wallpaper pattern of your choice, which will be scanned into digital form and surrealize to your heart's content before it's printed and glued onto you walls. There is no word on pricing on the site since every job is unique, but they will give quotes to interested parties. And even if the service seems pricey, just consider the savings in LSD alone. [product via neatorama]

Despite already having four walls covered in unicorns and rainbows, Gizmodo Tower just can't get enough of this timeless classic of decor. And for $38, why should we have to? (Note: We made up the whole thing about rainbow decor. Everyone who reads the site should know we've covered HQ in GI Joes and homemade booby traps. The kind without the traps, if you know what we mean.) [Product via gizmodude]

ChronoArt II - the indecipherable wall clock [The Red Ferret Journal]

It's yours for $24. Good grief. But I like it. And no, the psychiatrist is not in. – Charlie White

Product Page [Urban Outfitters, via OhGizmo]