Ambulance Worker Tries to Cook a Prawn on a Dying Man's Chin Using a…

John Jones, a paramedic working in the UK, was recently dismissed from his job after he placed a prawn (a crustacean similar to shrimp) on the chin of a dying man awaiting a jolt from a defibrillator and joked: "Let's see if we can cook this prawn." After the shock was administered he was heard to remark "360 joules… » 9/16/08 12:40pm 9/16/08 12:40pm

Medical Device Lets You Perform CPR on Trolls

Giving CPR only works when the person who's passed out is attractive. At least that's our motto. So for those times when you happen to see a troll passed out on the ground there's the Just-in-Time Support (JITS) device which lets you perform CPR without giving mouth. The device comes with a headrest, anesthesia mask,… » 10/18/06 6:00pm 10/18/06 6:00pm