@Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Trees are big and they're pretty eco-friendly. Pharmaceuticals are generally pretty small, but they're kind of eco-hostile. Your logic sucks.
Wouldn't work for my kid. He'd have is retort before the monster sink got through the first sentence:
FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING SINK. YOU THINK I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON CONSERVATION. BITE MY FUCKIN' HAND OFF! I FUCKIN' DARE YA! IF YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH ME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON THE SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR THE REST OF YOUR SAD MONSTER SINK LIFE. FUCK THAT. MAYBE I'LL JUST GO OUT TO THE GARAGE AND GET A SELDGE HAMMER AND KNOCK YOUR SORRY ASS OFF THE WALL. YOU'LL BE IN PIECES, FLOATING AROUND WHILE THE GUSHING EXPOSED PLUMBING FILLS THE ROOM WITH WATER AND YOU'RE CRYING ABOUT WHAT A FUCKIN' WASTE IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK. I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. ENJOY!
Each morning when I am jarred out of a sound sleep I struggle with the choice of just hitting the snooze button or slamming my enraged fist against my alarm.
If I had one of these however I'd be the one pounding the headboard instead of my girlfriend..
Not quite good enough for me yet. I need a 400lb coffee making gorilla with a football helmet on to pick me up out of bed and throw me out the door in the morning in order to get to work on time.
Do you mean hammock on a beach? Because otherwise I'd take it to mean you wanna be sand-buried with just your head sticking out (also quite relaxing though) /grammarnazi
Some more math:
1 empty can = 13.6 grams = 0.0299828677 pounds
.029983 * 75,380,201,500 (cans/year) = around 2,260,124,580 pounds of aluminum a year or 1,130,062.29 tons.
The Empire State Building weighs approximately 370,000 tons. The amount of cans produced every year by Coke alone is three times the weight of the Empire State Building.
**All conversions and statistics are easily found doing simple Google searches.**
11/21/09
booooooooooooooo.
11/20/09
Oh, and nothing that big is eco friendly.
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No, I'm telling you that there isn't such a simple correlation between size and eco-friendliness
11/20/09
FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING SINK. YOU THINK I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON CONSERVATION. BITE MY FUCKIN' HAND OFF! I FUCKIN' DARE YA! IF YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH ME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON THE SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR THE REST OF YOUR SAD MONSTER SINK LIFE. FUCK THAT. MAYBE I'LL JUST GO OUT TO THE GARAGE AND GET A SELDGE HAMMER AND KNOCK YOUR SORRY ASS OFF THE WALL. YOU'LL BE IN PIECES, FLOATING AROUND WHILE THE GUSHING EXPOSED PLUMBING FILLS THE ROOM WITH WATER AND YOU'RE CRYING ABOUT WHAT A FUCKIN' WASTE IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK. I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. ENJOY!
11/20/09
Why not just make it look like a clown face?
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If I had one of these however I'd be the one pounding the headboard instead of my girlfriend..
11/19/09
Because my dream alarm clock, besides having magical abilities of finding out the best moment to ... will also gently do so with a nice back rub.
11/19/09
Well, that and Pegasus.
11/19/09
Do you mean hammock on a beach? Because otherwise I'd take it to mean you wanna be sand-buried with just your head sticking out (also quite relaxing though) /grammarnazi
11/19/09
1 empty can = 13.6 grams = 0.0299828677 pounds
.029983 * 75,380,201,500 (cans/year) = around 2,260,124,580 pounds of aluminum a year or 1,130,062.29 tons.
The Empire State Building weighs approximately 370,000 tons. The amount of cans produced every year by Coke alone is three times the weight of the Empire State Building.
**All conversions and statistics are easily found doing simple Google searches.**
11/19/09
Great idea,
But you r so right
those two will get wet when they hear about it.
^__^
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Oops, people beat me to it.
This song is making me nostalgic for my Freshmen/Sophomore dorm days.