I would stop eating till it hurt (hell I could use to lose a few pounds anyway), I would sell plasma/blood, stop bathing everyday, and hell probably sell a few vital organs before going back to dial up.
Luckily, that's not even an issue for me. You see, I use AT&T's award-winning DSL which consistently clocks me in around 47kbps. No, I'm not joking. The past 48 hours have been a consistent nightmare of sub-dial-up speeds, but this is the norm rather than the exception to the rule, and I am missing Double XP weekend on Call of Duty just because I thought to myself, "anyone is better than Time Warner Cable." I was wrong. I was so, fucking wrong. I can give screenshots of my bandwidth speed tests. They've been out to look at it 3 times now and it has only gotten progressively worse.
I suppose what I am saying is that I just lovey love paying 5 times what dial-up users are paying, for the same service. Yeah...
I would have to be in one seriously deep financial hole before I'd give up the broadband. I'm sure if it came to that I could find plenty of other things to cut back on in order to keep the internets flowing at my home tap..
@Kenny Banks: I think you're about to get a rude jolt to your worldview one day.
On a related note, anyone who would give up internet before xbox live should contact me with your credit card number to sign up for a new Gizmodo Gold account. Just replay to this post with your credit card number, SSN, and PIN.
@kickace: There are hundreds of thousands of people in rural (or other) areas where there is no wi-fi, or where wi-fi is spotty and unreliable. Many people also aren't terribly tech savvy. For those people, a simple dial-up plan will suffice for email, moderate web use, and basic chatting. Compared to the cost of broadband, it may actually be a more fitting use of bandwidth.
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I suppose what I am saying is that I just lovey love paying 5 times what dial-up users are paying, for the same service. Yeah...
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Under dialup you'd have to put me on the Gizmodo payroll.
You know, so I could afford a broadband hookup again.
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Problem solved.
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On a related note, anyone who would give up internet before xbox live should contact me with your credit card number to sign up for a new Gizmodo Gold account. Just replay to this post with your credit card number, SSN, and PIN.
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One facebooker makes a decent comment and you all start getting cocky...
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