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    Image of Titus_Andronicus Titus_Andronicus
    01/12/09

    In reply to FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout
    these have been around for awhile, and as an avid trainer/breeder of tropical birds, they are a godsend. nobody wants to have an animal hangin around on your shoulder that's goign to drop a deuce every twenty minutes. this makes life easier. especially when presenting some of the birds at public functions (schools etc)
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    01/12/09

    @Titus_Andronicus: Why isnt it possible to potty-train a bird?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/12/09

    @wingbatwu: Birds have pretty high metabolisms. A bird programmed to go to a designated spot whenever it had to defecate would pretty much deal with the same frustration someone with severe incontinence would. Eventually, the bird would just give up and shit everywhere lol. I don't think you can actually train them to do that. It's one of those things they do too often to program.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/12/09

    In reply to FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout
    Even though its brain is the size of a pea, that cockatoo knows that it looks like a moron.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Nah the cockatiel is a known goofy bastard that doesn't care how stupid it looks. Like its cousin, the cockatoo, they evolved their own lampshades on their heads, and are the life of every avian mixer.
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    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: They're ornithological douchebags.
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    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: And that one hung out with Robert Blake, and he was a murderer.
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    01/12/09

    @PorkchopSandwiches!_GitEmSteveDave: Robert Blake was, not the cockatiel. The bird was a check kiter.
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    01/12/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: The Kia is the real ornithological douchebag.


    Observe.

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    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Woops, that's spelled Kea.
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    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: The Kia, on the other hand, is the automotive douchebag.
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    Image of A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake! A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake!
    01/12/09

    In reply to FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout
    Is this by any chance made by that Japanese company who made the vacuum diaper?


    [i.gizmodo.com]

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/12/09

    @iamholland: That diaper is just a real life version of the one in Star Wars:
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    01/12/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus:
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    01/12/09

    In reply to FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout
    Newsworthy!
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    01/12/09

    @ScottRose: Newsworthy? Hmm. Depends...
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    01/12/09

    @ripfire: I like the idea, but to go to another site takes away from the effect. Might I suggest:
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/12/09

    In reply to FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout
    And your beloved African Grey, fully aware of the indignity about to befall it, removes a finger to show you that shit ain't happenin'.
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    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:


    Bwahaha!

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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: My macaw puts up with its travel harness, something like this would be a great way to keep floor boards clean.
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    01/12/09

    @Gann: I was just jokin' :(


    Handled parrots all day in my pet shop workin' days. It was like having pets but not having to pay to feed em. I miss those buggers.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Next step: Stilsuit.
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    Image of GadgetPlayPissedSomebodyOff GadgetPlayPissedSomebodyOff
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Another step closer to the stilsuit.
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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    01/06/09

    @GadgetPlayPissedSomebodyOff:


    Hey, those were more practical than just desert survival, after all, who WOULDN'T crap their pants at the sight of a 300ft long, razor toothed worm that creates lightning bolts as it tunnels bearing down on them?

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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    01/07/09

    @CrispyAardvark: Paul Muad'dib. He's a straight gangsta, yo.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Yes, but just imagine the long hours and manpower it would take to have to teach the elderly to use these things.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    With a lock and key, it can also double as a chastity belt.
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    Image of Oniisan608 Oniisan608
    01/06/09

    @ripfire: I'm pretty sure anyone wearing one of these won't be having much sex anyway.
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    01/06/09

    @Oniisan608: You'll be hearing a lot of clanking from it.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    01/06/09

    @Oniisan608: Or it just means that they won't have to take any breaks during sex.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Also, No USB?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/06/09

    @Tues_SteveDave: No USB. Only Firewire.
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    01/06/09

    @ripfire: Can it Twitter over Firewire? Cuz you know this thing has to Twitter.
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    01/06/09

    @i.GitEmSteveDave:


    KHimura Hmm. I don't feel a lot of output today. Time to increase fiber 1 day ago from iPotty
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    But Jimmy had fancy plans, and pants to match. Soon the Super Karate Monkey Death car would park in his space. But did Jimmy have fear? A thousand times no.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    01/06/09

    @i.GitEmSteveDave: a buddy of mine just married Beth from that show.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    01/06/09

    @badhatharry finally got his Eastern Orthodox Christmas tree: Is it sad I knew her real name before I googled it to make sure? Her character was good, but not the best. Actually everyone was far below Phil(RIP), but they proved the point that something can be greater than the sum of all it's parts. That show just worked, and worked well, mostly thanks to all the great actors and actresses that worked on it.


    Did Vicki sing "White Wedding"? But seriously, wish them all the best of luck from me.

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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    01/06/09

    @i.GitEmSteveDave: Vicki Lewis. Not sad at all. That show started my first year in college, and my roommate and I never missed an episode. My favorite is Dave. I appreciate the straight characters more than the zany ones. My favorite episodes were the one-offs where they were in space, or on the Titanic.


    I was not at the wedding, but I hear the Maid of Honor had to hold her gum while she kissed the groom.

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    01/07/09

    @badhatharry finally got his Eastern Orthodox Christmas tree: HAHA!


    Yeah, the dream episodes were good. The space one was funny when they kept asking Jimmy "What are these ____ you speak of?" or the Dave/Lisa exchange which ended in "Space Heater".


    I remember the Johnny Johnson's and Lisa's wedding after Johnny discovered who DB Cooper was(I love DB cooper refs), and Beth started out with "Hey little sister, what have you done...." and I was rolling.

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    01/07/09

    @CES.GitEmSteveDave: I think my favorite was Dave's fantasy of having a space prostitute. Also, when What's-Her-Name from Bad Santa and Gilmore Girls was on because I had many a Lisa and Efficiency Expert Sandwich fantasy going on.


    And, of course, the Double Js. (Or twin Js. Can't remember. Jimmy's building that had seven floors just for pets.)

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    "wearable toilet" (?) Oh so evil and horribly wrong.
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Those really are fancy pants.


    Removes waste with suction. I foresee alternate uses. In space, no one can hear you cream.

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    Perfect, this could increased my WoW playing time.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    01/06/09

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: I'm disappointed...I'd have assumed you trained yourself to stop defecating entirely long ago.
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    01/06/09

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★:
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    Image of aetheria aetheria
    01/06/09

    In reply to Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers
    UGGGHHHH this is freaking GROSS!


    Who the bloody hell wants to feel poo in their pants? I don't care if it gets suctioned away from my ass after I'm done. Is it going to clean every one of my pubes individually of poo particles and then wipe the memory of the sensation of warm poo nestled against my buttocks from my mind? I THINK NOT!

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    01/06/09

    @aetheria: Wait till you start feeling it slide towards the front.
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