Gizmodo: diapers

FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout

Sean Fallon — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

I know that these FlightSuit diapers are for bird lovers who want their precious pets to fly freely without creating a mess, but I have a broader initiative in mind.

I'm tired of birds pooping on my car, so I suggest that we develop a program for widespread bird-diapering around the US. An ambitions plan for sure, but it doesn't stop there. After that I propose that we put underpants on all of the squirrels. Their nudity is offensive and immoral. [Gadget Nation via TRFJ]

Japanese Invent High Tech Space Diapers

Sean Fallon — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:40:00 EST

Engineers all over the world have focused their vast brainpower to overcome one major obstacle—space pooping. The Japanese think they have a solution with their fancy new wearable toilet.

Indeed, this is a far cry from the glorified Depends former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak drove cross country in a couple of years back. These can detect when you relieve yourself, remove the waste with suction and clean you up after each use. They can even eliminate unpleasant sounds and odors.

Unfortunately, the wearable toilet project won't be completed for another five years—but I can see a market for this outside of the space program. It's perfect for the incontinent, elderly and just plain lazy. [Yomiuri via Pink Tentacle]

Woman Coats iPhones in Gold For Your Pleasure

Jason Chen — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:20:17 EDT

Remember this woman? The one that was going to coat your iPods and cellphones in gold? She's taken it to the next step and is now offering to coat both an iPod and a cellphone in gold—that's right, an iPhone. For an as-of-yet undecided price, you too can have the rims of your iPhone be gold (seen after the jump), just like your actual rims, teeth, braces, glasses, inhaler, and gold-plated diapers. Bruce Dickinson needs his gold-plated diapers. [Goldstriker]

Wet Diaper Alarm Excuses Your Inability to be a Good Parent

Travis Hudson — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:20:08 EDT

A good parent prefers that their kid doesn't hang out with pants full of urine and feces all day, but changing the diaper can be a difficult task if you are particularly lazy and not keen on smelling your child's ass every 15 minutes. This is where there wet diaper alarm steps in. This toy has an included CMOS chip alarm. Once the alarm notices sogginess in the drawers an alarm goes off. I think the most difficult task would be ensuring the kiddo doesn't drop the toy. Come on, give us a little wireless. Also, I would have never thought a urine-and-feces detecting toy could be so cute. –Travis Hudson

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