FDA: Knockoff Penis-Growing Herbal Supplements Laced With Viagra

The FDA put out a warning this week that knockoffs of ExtenZe Maximum Strength have been found containing sildenafil — the active ingredient in Viagra and other ED prescriptions. Meaning hopeful pill-poppers may have thought those "herbal supplements" were really kicking in, despite science having proven they just don't… » 11/16/13 11:00am 11/16/13 11:00am

Motorola Is Selling Its Moto X Superphone With Dick Jokes (Updated)

The Moto X leaves a terrific first impression. It's well-built, it's fast, it comes in a variety of trims. On the one hand, it exudes the kind of class that you'd expect from mature, seasoned companies like Google and Motorola. On the other hand, dick jokes. » 8/01/13 4:16pm 8/01/13 4:16pm

Sad Man's Penis Trapped in Sex Toy, Takes Buzzsaw Two Hours to Free It

Earlier this week, the fire department in Ibiza, Spain, were called to the local hospital to assist with a medical emergency. A man had trapped his penis and testicles in "armour plating." Armour plating is a sex toy. The firemen were required because they were the only ones with a big enough saw to get it off. » 7/12/13 3:40pm 7/12/13 3:40pm

What Hurts More: Child Birth or a Kick in the Balls? Science Answers.

In response to that one debate you had in 8th grade health class that ended abruptly because there wasn't nearly enough coffee or cigarettes in the teacher's lounge to put up with that crap, and really, Jesus Christ, ASAP Science has attempted to answer who has it worse: women in child birth, or men who have been… » 4/26/13 10:17am 4/26/13 10:17am

Uh, A Condom Company Just Made Vibrating Underwear Controlled by Your…

So obviously this was going to happen eventually, but that doesn't mean we're ready for it. Durex just announced what it's calling "Fundawear", which ostensibly stands for "fun underwear" but which Durex believes will eventually come to mean "article of clothing that is fun like once ever until you realize what horror… » 4/18/13 2:56pm 4/18/13 2:56pm

Confirmed: Fleshlight Developing an iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon. » 1/24/12 3:20pm 1/24/12 3:20pm