The Pilot Who Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky Is the Hero We Deserve

GPS trolling is an art form spawning a movement of walkers, runners, and auto enthusiasts to create map-based creations. But one enterprising pilot, with a private plane and time to kill, took to the skies to draw the an image that fills the notebooks of 8th graders and college art majors alike — a big ol' dick. » 3/13/15 11:33am 3/13/15 11:33am

Play-Doh Is Sorry It Sold Your Child a Toy Penis

You know that excited, blissful feeling on Christmas morning? When you scramble downstairs with a bounce in your step and a sparkle in your eye? And then you hunker under the tree to greedily unwrap your new penis-shaped Play-Doh dispenser? Because after this holiday season, a whole bunch of kids and parents do. And… » 12/30/14 5:28pm 12/30/14 5:28pm

Silicon Valley's Algorithm Expert Wrote the Paper on Tip-to-Tip Jerking

Silicon Valley's attention to detail means even the fictional math is hyper-realistic. IEEE Spectrum profiles Vinith Misra, the brain behind Pied Piper's compression algorithm—and the guy who wrote the mathematical proof of that epic dick joke from the season finale. This guy is a legend. » 7/26/14 3:00pm 7/26/14 3:00pm

Fleshlight Finally Made An iPad Case That You Can Have Sex With

You don't need to know much more about the Fleshlight Launchpad other than it's an iPad case that you have sex with (and that the Lightning connector is not, uhm, liquidproof), but here is a photo in case you really need the visual, in the way you need the visual on your iPad while you are humping it: » 6/27/14 10:37am 6/27/14 10:37am

FDA: Knockoff Penis-Growing Herbal Supplements Laced With Viagra

The FDA put out a warning this week that knockoffs of ExtenZe Maximum Strength have been found containing sildenafil — the active ingredient in Viagra and other ED prescriptions. Meaning hopeful pill-poppers may have thought those "herbal supplements" were really kicking in, despite science having proven they just… » 11/16/13 11:00am 11/16/13 11:00am

Sad Man's Penis Trapped in Sex Toy, Takes Buzzsaw Two Hours to Free It

Earlier this week, the fire department in Ibiza, Spain, were called to the local hospital to assist with a medical emergency. A man had trapped his penis and testicles in "armour plating." Armour plating is a sex toy. The firemen were required because they were the only ones with a big enough saw to get it off. » 7/12/13 3:40pm 7/12/13 3:40pm

What Hurts More: Child Birth or a Kick in the Balls? Science Answers.

In response to that one debate you had in 8th grade health class that ended abruptly because there wasn't nearly enough coffee or cigarettes in the teacher's lounge to put up with that crap, and really, Jesus Christ, ASAP Science has attempted to answer who has it worse: women in child birth, or men who have been… » 4/26/13 10:17am 4/26/13 10:17am

Uh, A Condom Company Just Made Vibrating Underwear Controlled by Your…

So obviously this was going to happen eventually, but that doesn't mean we're ready for it. Durex just announced what it's calling "Fundawear", which ostensibly stands for "fun underwear" but which Durex believes will eventually come to mean "article of clothing that is fun like once ever until you realize what… » 4/18/13 2:56pm 4/18/13 2:56pm