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OMG! Ponies!
01/20/09

In reply to Anti-Static Shoes Will Make Sure Rich Bachelors Cling to You
First of all, there is a reason that hospitals don't line their corridors with wool carpeting.

Second, be nice to your static-y nurses. If you're not, your nurse may scuff her feet for five minutes before checking your prostate.
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OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred

frigg
01/20/09

In reply to Anti-Static Shoes Will Make Sure Rich Bachelors Cling to You
How many single women owe their spinsterhood to sneaker static? Is that one of those embarrassing female problems that gets underreported on prudish Western TV?
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frigg was starred frigg was unstarred

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