<![CDATA[Gizmodo: dilbert]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: dilbert]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/dilbert http://gizmodo.com/tag/dilbert <![CDATA[Nobody Wants to Be Judged Based on the Apps on Their Phone]]> Seriously, nothing says "dealbreaker" like five different fart apps. [Dilbert via The Daily What]

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<![CDATA[Dilbert Takes on Cellphone Rebates In Epic Battle With Rebaterus]]> Once again, Dilbert takes on and lampoons infamous gadget demons and memes so you don't have to. Man, do I hate rebates. [Dilbert]

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<![CDATA[Cellphones vs Women (or Men)]]> I hear you, Dilbert. [Thanks Jack]

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<![CDATA[Harsh Reality Behind the Gizmodo/Reader Symbiosis Revealed by Dilbert]]> It's not often that a simple three-pane comic strip says something meaningful and true about your life, but I think it's safe to say that today's Dilbert strip essentially sums up what this here website and its readers are all about. We post about gadgets, sometimes cool, sometimes not, and you read about them either way. Not because you want to, but because you need to. We understand. We're all in this together, friends. Now just set up a webcam of your cubicle so we have something to distract us from our jobs with. Then, the cycle will be complete. [Dilbert]

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<![CDATA[Dilbert's Boss Is Probably Zoltan in Disguise]]> Today's Dilbert cartoon reminds me of Addy's brilliant story about Zoltan, the man who married a robot made with a sex doll, hacked teledildonics, and A.L.I.C.E., the artificial intelligence software that makes her brains. Some people made fun of Zoltan, but this cartoon shows a simple fact: many humans, bosses, employees, spouses, and lovers around us have the same probabilities of passing the Turing test as Zoltan's wife. Including myself on a friday night. [Dilbert]

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