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Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

2009: the year of the robot that mimics the love stylings of your favorite pornstars, a tiny little toy jampacked with ten eager tongues, and a wireless vibe that syncs with your iPod. So many innovations...but which were the best?

As the year draws to a close, we've reviewed our reviews from 2009, and scientifically determined just which toys were the best of the best this year. Below, our picks for the tops in toys.

10) The Real Touch: With a few rare exceptions, high end (and high tech) sex toys are almost exclusively targeted at women. The Real Touch is looking to change that. A high tech masturbator that syncs with POV porn, the Real Touch may just change the face of toys for boys. True, it has its problems (most notably, the fact that it won't work if you're not paying per minute for AEBN's porn)—but it's promising enough to give us hope for the future.

9) OhMiBod Freestyle: After years on the scene, the OhMiBod has finally reached its full potential. With the Freestyle's wireless connection, you can finally rock out to your tunes without being tied down to them.

8) Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug: The Tenth Anniversary Tristan Plug takes a good thing and makes it better (or at least bigger). A beefed up version of the original Tristan plug, the 10th anniversary edition is a must have for any butt aficionado in need of an upgrade.

7) Bolero Straitjacket **BEST LUXURY TOY**: This delightful bondage device combines the efficient immobilization of the straitjacket with the delicious eroticism of being nearly naked. True, it's not cheap—but if you're willing and able to invest in your BDSM toy chest, it's an excellent addition.

6) Imperial: With 11 inches of aircraft quality spun aluminum, the Imperial is bound to please any and all size queens—especially the ones who enjoy toys with the ability to pleasure and violently disfigure.

5) Bloomy: A wonderful dildo for the girls, and a p-spot stimulating butt plug for the boys—Bloomy's a toy that everyone can enjoy! (Just, uh, remember to sterilize it before sharing.)

4) Finger Tingles **BEST BUY**: Since the day we first discovered sex, we've wondered whether there could ever be away to improve on the erotic abilities of the simple little finger. The answer, friends, is yes: with the help of the Finger Tingles, your mild-mannered digit becomes a super finger.

3) Contour Q **BEST DISCREET TOY**: Don't be fooled by Contour Q's innocent appearance: these bumpy little massage stones know their way around a woman's body. And we do mean all parts of the body.

2) Sqweel: With the Sqweel, Love Honey set out to create a toy that replicates the sensation of oral sex. While they may not have quite achieved that goal, they did create a wholly unique toy that stimulates in a very unusual (and very pleasing) way.

1) Form 2: Small, sleek, and super-powered: the rabbit-inspired Form 2 has two silicone ears that are all revved up and ready to rock. And just like a real rabbit, this thing won't quit until long after you're satisifed.

Worst Toy of 2009: The Blowguard: Sure, it'll enable you to give a decent blowjob with absolutely no effort...at the cost of your dignity, your comfort, and your ability to control your drooling.

His And Hers Wiimote Dildo Attachments Launch September 9th, Are You Ready?

Matt Hickey — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:40:09 EDT

Today we've got proof that the Wii isn't just for kids with this pair of Wiimote sex toys. We're not sure what game they're made to accompany but if anyone can create a realistic Mii while properly using one of these, we'll give them a prize. They come from a site that's mysterious for two reasons: It's not from Japan and has only the launch date, an email address, and the phrase "we search man and woman for a commercial." We hope they find them. [Slashdong]

Incredibly Weird Global Teledildonics

Jason Chen — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Dash over at Fleshbot's got a very interesting look at Ars Elektronika in SF, where inventors and teledildonics fanatics gather together to show off the weird, gadgety and sexy things they made in their sex dungeons. One invention is a vibrator that's connected to the U.S. Geological Survey which only activates during an earthquake somewhere in the world. "Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside." It gets better. Another is tied to how many Iraqi civilian deaths there are a day which you can read about over at Fleshers (NSFW). [Fleshbot]

Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes

Jack Loftus — Sun, 11 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Remember when it was cool to joke about how the vibrating Wii remote looked, felt and behaved pretty much like a vibrator? No? Well, too bad, because it turns out that the two were more similar than the light-hearted humor suggested. In fact, both tools of pleasure employ technology built from a patent from the same company, Immersion.

Sure, Immersion uses an alter ego, "Internet Services, LLC," as an alias for when it licenses the rights to its "teledildonic gaming devices" patent to pleasure seekers of the flesh variety, but it's still the same tech at heart. Next up: A DIY project that turns the Wii Fit balance board into a customized Tantric sit-and-spin BMI calculator. Who's with me? [Boing Boing Gadgets]

Itch Soother Might Just Scratch an Itch of One Kind or Another

Charlie White — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:45:00 EDT

This $17.98 Itch Soother looks like it's able to scratch an itch, but not necessarily one caused by a mosquito bite. But that's just what it's supposed to do, using heat to allegedly stop itching and swelling from those flying, biting vermin.

Yeah, it's an Itch Soother. Just try explaining that to the guys when they ask you what you're doing with a dildo in your backpack. – Charlie White

Product Page [Things You Never Knew Existed]

The MagMag-Hole For Teledildonic Pleasure

Jason Chen — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:10:50 EST

If you're looking for a sexy USB gadget, you can forget that USB Pole Dancer and grab the MagMag-HOLE instead. By combining the MagMag-Hole with the Virtual-STICK, you can have teledildonic USB pleasure no matter where the other party is—be it across the country, across the planet, or even across the Dust Plains of World of Warcraft.

The uses really are unlimited:

Use MagMag-HOLE with our original Virtual-STICK. You can enjoy virtual real time sex with your wife, girlfriend, or even with your friends!

I wonder if Travis is free later... – Jason Chen

Product Page [Girlsr - Thanks Brad!]

Live From AVN: This Ain't No Willie Wonka

gizmodo.com — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:48:49 EST

CES overlaps with the adult entertainment expo here in Vegas, so I figured you would want a peek at some of the cool "adult" gadgets featured at the show. The classic Clone-A-Willy allows you to make a copy of your Johnson, and with the optional motor you can even turn it into a vibrator. The latest version is the Chocolate Clone-A-Willy which lets you make a real milk chocolate copy that is 100% edible and, apparently, quite tasty. It'll be available in about two weeks, so start scouting early so you'll have time to make a copy of your manhood.

Pyrex Dildos - Hand Blown, Indeed

johnb — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 13:33:46 EDT

Ah, Spam. You give us so much yet ask for so little. Just got a wonderful spam/tip/I don't know what and I thought I'd share with you all this fine Friday afternoon. While we usually don't cotton unsolicited morons filling our inboxes with crap (Thanks, Burt!), this one deserved a second look, if only for the inherint freakishness of hand blown Pyrex dildos.

Think, people, about the poor bastard who has to sit there and blow these things all day. Then consider the site product page copy: "If properly cared for it will last a lifetime." Friends, if I'm still whipping out my double header on my deathbed, I need to rethink my priorities.

Product Page [DildoPyrexCenter]