This honor goes to the October 1977 issue of Dirt Bike magazine, which had an authoritative Darth Vader looming large over his trusty dirt bike, "Droid." The fact that such a pairing never made it to The Empire Strikes Back just reeks of wasted potential.
What happens when you take a Segway to a supercross track? You make motocross far less exciting.
Let's be clear here, guys: jumping out of an airplane on a four-wheeler is a bad idea. You will break both the four-wheeler and yourself. That doesn't make watching dudes drive out of the back of an airplane on dirt bikes and four-wheelers any less awesome, however. Click to viewPart of this is CG, mainly the…