This week, there will be a series of "citizen hearings" about UFO disclosure in Washington, DC. It sounds really official, until you read the fine print.
As regular Gizmodo readers may already know, I occasionally act in comedy sketches and the like. I also go out very rarely on commercial auditions (for a brief while in 09 I was in a Hot Pockets ad that ran, it seemed, almost exclusively on MTV2. You've seen it if you're a Rob & Big fan).