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    Image of Jonathan Merchant Jonathan Merchant
    12/23/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    "gas...is...people"
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/23/08

    @Jonathan Merchant: Ha! Good one!
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    Image of alexcassidy alexcassidy
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    I'm calling shenanigans on this one- Lincoln does not make a diesel Navigator, and this has yet to be picked up anywhere besides a couple of blogs and, inexplicably, Forbes. I'd think that if it ever came out that America was suddenly the biggest renewable energy source in the world, we'd hear about it =P
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @alexcassidy: In researching, it looks like they DID make a diesel engined Navigator back in the early 00's.
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    wow... this gives a whole new meaning to 'ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free'
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Hess Gasoline is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!!!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    A census worker tried to test me once. I used him to drive to the store to pick up some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Woah! Grisly. Or should I say, gristley.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    According to his MySpace page, Tom is his friend. [www.myspace.com]
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    There is a wonderful lesson in "Layer Cake" in which Colm Meaney advises Daniel Craig "If you have to kill someone, never ever tell a living soul."


    If you are going to do something that exposes you to criminal or civil liability (or have reason to believe that it will expose you to criminal or civil liability), do not broadcast it on the internet on your own website.


    Congratulations, Dr. Bittner. You've won a plastic surgery practice in Buenos Aires.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @OMG! Chrismukkah!: I was just telling the kids working in the sweatshop/oily rag piling/fire works factory in my basement that exact lesson before I chained the door on them so they could complete their 18 hour shift this morning.
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    Image of Mark 2000 Mark 2000
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Can this be legal? Isn't that biohazard waste? Imagine all the Hep C he could have pumped out of Pamela Anderson?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @Mark 2000: I had my front teeth knocked out by my Ex, and I wasn't allowed to keep them b/c they were bio-hazard waste. I was like, "WTF? They were found on the bottom of a pool. How could teeth which were in chlorinated water be hazardous?"
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    12/22/08

    @NHTOB_GitEmSteveDave loves->★: Um, is this why she's your ex?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @badhatharry can't wait to take his star to his 10-year reun...: No. She dumped me for a blind guy. Not as exciting as a freak pool toy accident knocking my teeth out. :/
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    12/22/08

    @NHTOB_GitEmSteveDave loves->★: But did she knock the blind guy's eyes out in a freak pool toy accident?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @badhatharry can't wait to take his star to his 10-year reun...: No, but I will admit I've dreamed about a freak cane accident while they are out one day :D
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/22/08

    @Mark 2000:
    Yes, it is. Adhesive bandages, feminine care products, and your normal visits to the toilet are granted special dispensation, but pretty much anything else that comes out of the body is considered biohazard waste. During the gas price spike there was an instance of someone finding a bottle full of urine on the side of the road (the belief was that truck drivers were apparently trying to cut costs by not spending the fuel required to leave the freeway), and it was noted that anyone caught doing this could be arrested for improper disposal of human urine.
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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Americas Fuel and Obesity crisis solved!


    Just create two sided fuel stations with free Lipo pumps on one side and fuel pumps on the other.


    And the best part is...


    The more weight people lose, the less fuel they need to haul their asses round in the first place!

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    12/22/08

    @CrispyAardvark: Booya World!! Only america is fat enough to do this shit!! USA 1 Skinny ass rest of the world 0! Take that Africa!!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @snakepliskin: Actually worldwide, more people are obese than are hungry, so it's not a US thing.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Meh. The wind turbine in Joe Biden's office in Delaware has been powering the Delmarva peninsula for years.
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    Image of stryder100 stryder100
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    I used to think I wanted to be cremated after I die, but it'd be even better if they could just use my whole body for biofuel.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/22/08

    @stryder100: Soylent gas is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!
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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    Somehow I just knew Oprah would be the solution to America's energy crisis.
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    Image of ryanbish ryanbish
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    The first rule of Fight Club......
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/22/08

    @ryanbish: More like The first rule of Fat Club....
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/22/08

    In reply to Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
    And just another tip for friends and acquaintances of the good doctor, do not use any soap products in his home.
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