Wisdom Button is a Candidate for the Worst Gadget Ever

Is your life completely devoid of meaning? Are you so unable to motivate yourself that you require some quotation from a famous person that was taken out of context to sound more general and vague, therefore more relatable to weak-brained schlubs such as yourself? You make me sick. Oh, and here's a gadget for you: the… » 10/21/08 4:21pm 10/21/08 4:21pm

no!no! Shaver Gets Its Name Right, Not Much Else

The no!no! Shaver is a device that keeps your nether region looking smooth by using a "thermodynamic wire to transmit the heat to the hair". In other words, it burns the hair clean off your man parts (or lady parts!). If that wasn't enough, the no!no! is "characterized by (the) odor" of sweet, sweet burning hair. This… » 10/30/07 1:15pm 10/30/07 1:15pm