I am going to pass on the wood jokes and express my emphatic support for wood as a material in phones. If you treat it with an epoxy, you get something nearly as good as carbon fiber (and less... douche-y).
I know that this is just asking to be made fun of... But I believe that 'touch wood' is the equivalent of 'knock on wood' in various other languages.
I recall this only because i was curious as the the origins of 'knock on wood' a few weeks ago. Turns out it (like everything else) has to do with fairies...
How much wood would a Wood Touch touch if a Wood Touch could touch wood?
Given the curved shape I think it would have been a little cooler if you could switch the configuration depending upon if you are right or left handed...
@Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: yeah, if it was accelerometer based and could switch the entire orientation and had dual mics/speakers set up on both end so it would actively mute/unmute based on orientation would be sweet.
and also, some people like holding the phone with their off hand anyway. some people even go as far as getting their hand numb first before playing with their phones, almost like a stranger is playing with it.
If it didn't scream novelty legume or gag potato, I'd want one cuz of that classy wooden backplate, but it'd be nice to have good software to go with it.
One time working at compusa, A guy came in and bought a computer, He was very blunt and stated he just wanted to watch porn on a computer that his wife and kids were not using. At least he was honest.
And jeeez, what if flash came out? no pun intended
Lesson to be learned here people: Never, EVER shake ANY GUYS HAND in Japan. EVER! You don't know where that hand has been in the last 5 minutes! The sperm will get you if you let it!
@TheSonOfKrypton: By that same advice, never touch hand rails on stairs or escalators, or door knobs. People have checked out what is on those things and there's trace amounts of urine(obviously) and semen. In a kind of messed up way, unless you live in a bubble you've probably got semen on you.
@TheSonOfKrypton:At a big video chain here in Japan, there is a sign in front of the adult section warning of "substances" that might be on the DVD cases.
@rabbibert:That is disgusting. Thanks for that info. Now anyone on Gizmodo will easily be able to spot me out in public : the black guy with the shaved head who keeps his hands taped together at the wrist while incessantly dodging anything that requires the caressing of fingers. Awesome.
That's so cool that you used the ugly guy that the porn movies feature for the picture instead of some bosomy chick. Most porn movies are way too gay for straight people, IMHO.
@sonicsurge: With so many privacy solutions readily available you have to ask? A newspaper? Your jacket? The flowing dress of the fat lady sitting next to you? Duh.
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Seeing as how he is an amateur, I would suggest that you start him off with the "training kit" before moving on to "A newspaper? Your jacket? The flowing dress of the fat lady sitting next to you?"
@EBone: I love Japan... Why shouldn't Japan love porn? The women are so damned gorgeous. I know that's my opinion but I can't see anyone refuting that statement.
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I recall this only because i was curious as the the origins of 'knock on wood' a few weeks ago. Turns out it (like everything else) has to do with fairies...
[en.wikipedia.org]
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Given the curved shape I think it would have been a little cooler if you could switch the configuration depending upon if you are right or left handed...
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and also, some people like holding the phone with their off hand anyway. some people even go as far as getting their hand numb first before playing with their phones, almost like a stranger is playing with it.
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And jeeez, what if flash came out? no pun intended
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This must be why they bow instead of shaking hands.
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GET YOUR SEMEN OFF ME!
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So...then you're saying that most are good? I'd have to agree and give your comment two fingers up!
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何述べているか。
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maybe i'm amateur, but when i think of downloads and mobile devices, i think of stuff to do on the commute.
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*grumbles*
*more damned amateurs*
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Seeing as how he is an amateur, I would suggest that you start him off with the "training kit" before moving on to "A newspaper? Your jacket? The flowing dress of the fat lady sitting next to you?"
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Thanks for the link, Scotland, here posted (hopefully) for all to see directly. And again I say...
Oh. My. God.
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Family road trips and such.
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"Hon, give them your cell phone so they can watch porn and STFU."
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