While master Rob Bosher is a far cry from David Tennant, he's built in a voice modulator so his creation doesn't just look like a Dalek and walk like one, it also talks like one too.

So what's more damaging to your love life dear readers, pushing around a full-sized Dalek or wearing this helmet? [Botropolis]

Okay, we admit it; this incarnation of the Doctor may not look exactly like the Doctor (or, as you can see from the image below, various assorted villains from the show's last few seasons) that we've come to know and love, but admit it - he's still more convincing than Matt Smith.

While we dig the various villains and monsters chosen to make this large-handed cute timelord's life a misery - C'mon, a Vashta Nerada-animated space corpse? Made to look cute? You have to admit that that's kind of great - we have to admit more than a little sadness about a lack of any companions amongst the figures. I mean, would it have killed them to give us a Rose or a Martha? Maybe they'll be in the next release.

The Time Squad figures are released in March; you know you want them.

Doctor Who - Time Squad [Action-Figure.com]

The Battle Sonic vs. Laser Screwdrivers measure 7.5" long. The "Toclafane Target" is 4" X 4.25" X 2" and the batteries are not included. [Think Geek]

While the secrecy is most likely related to shame and embarrassment more than danger and intrigue, the "toy" is actually a pretty impressive piece of hardware. The camera can transmit high quality streaming video to a flat panel-equipped base station over 300 feet away, where it is recorded to a hard drive for playback and/or incrimination. Because of the top secret nature of the project the price is a matter of speculation, but Harris estimates a build cost in excess of $1,500, which means that there must be some serious shit going down at Doctor Who conferences. [ChannelFlip]

The Dalek-Human hybrid appeared in the British show's Daleks in Manhattan episode. This mask, however, is expected to be the holiday hit of the season on the toy front. The voice changer lets you sound like a dalek (oh, the joy of hearing your nephew say "More beans, please, Mum," in that, eh?) Costing $50 if you pre-order, and ten bucks more if you buy direct, the mask hasn't started shipping yet. Who fans should probably get their freak on and order one, because retailers will be out of supplies before you know it. [Time & Space Toys and Guardian Unlimited]

Doctor Who fans for whom the Tardis USB hub was not enough can satiate their lust for all things Timelord with this sonic screwdriver. It's actually a screwdriver-free zone, with a pen at one end and a UV light at the other.

So, while you may not be able to take a Cyberman to pieces in a schmazillionth of a second, you can write down Rose's phone number—in normal ink if you're not bothered about sharing her with the Doc, or with UV ink so that no one can read it except you*. It costs $12.99 and there's some useless Sonic Screwdriver trivia and more shots after the jump.

The most recent incarnation of the Sonic Screwdriver, as used in the most recent Doctor Who series, was a lot smaller than this one. Then, when the producers of the show saw this one (which had to be large enough to accomodate 3 AG13 batteries) they took the toy mold and cast an identical one.

So this Sonic Screwdriver is identical to the one you see on the telly—but it still won't gralloch a Dalek, no matter how hard you wish.

*Although I think the Doctor probably already has Rose's phone number, as well her mum's, just in case there's an emergency. – Ad Dugdale

Product Page [Think Geek]

How do we know it was a man? Do you know any women who would make something like this? Q.E.D. – Jason Chen

Building a MAME console inside a TARDIS [Asciimation via Neatorama]

Product page [Firebox]