<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Dog Walker]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Dog Walker]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/dog walker http://gizmodo.com/tag/dog walker <![CDATA[ The Dog Fanny Pack For Carrying Pups Below Your Gut ]]> 988137854_d738b633b4.jpgSome horrible inventor has taken two things that should never be mixed — dogs and fanny packs — and mutated them into one terrible invention.

Personally, I don't understand why people are funding all of these new anti-dog-walking gadgets, like the dog treadmill. I have had all kinds of dogs, ranging from 200-lb Newfoundlands all the way down to a 20-lb King Charles Spaniel, and the one thing they all have had in common is that they could walk much further than I ever could. Who buys this crap? [ProductDose]

]]> Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:25:22 EDT blongo3 http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=285970&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Dog Walker Treadmill ]]> dog_walker.jpgSo you're sittin around, knockin out some solid Skynyrd riffs in Guitar Hero II when the dog comes jumping up on your leg and barking at you — totally screwing up Freebird. Aw man, Spot has to go for walk. If you're allergic to "outside" like we are, you'll appreciate the Dog Walker treadmill. Just leash your dog in and let him walk himself. Hell, you can even provide the workout mix. Tell the roadies to sell a few more t-shirts and then pick it up for $123. And while they're at it, I guess you'd better get those roadies to pick up the dog shit on the livingroom floor. – Todd Haselton

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