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    Image of wetworker wetworker
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Can you say dieing civilization. NEXT!!
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    Image of met2art met2art
    08/30/09

    @wetworker: It seems to be systemic of the decline in literacy.
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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Now all they need is a Miley Cyrus endorsement!
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    Image of Barry99705 Barry99705
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Sure to show up in your local Wal-Mart by christmas.
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    Image of yungjerry703 yungjerry703
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    in today's economy i can't be expected to pay my child's tuition. if i don't arm her with real money earning skills than how else will she pay her way thru school?
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    met2art promoted this comment Edited by yungjerry703 at 08/30/09 11:11 AM yungjerry703 was starred yungjerry703 was unstarred
    Image of comedian comedian
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    I long for the days when kids toys were roly poly, not poley roley.
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    Edited by comedian at 08/30/09 9:51 AM comedian was starred comedian was unstarred
    Image of Matt Teleha Matt Teleha
    08/30/09

    @comedian: was that supposed to be funny?
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    Image of CaseyG CaseyG
    08/30/09

    @Matt Teleha: Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Well, now I know where all the $1 bills from the Monopoly game went.
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    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Dora the Cheap Whore-a
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    08/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    and then there's pole-y pockets for the chen man
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    08/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: So I guess that would make Swiper the sanitation guy?
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    08/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Wanx Club
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    Image of nhasian nhasian
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    the article doesnt mention where you can pick one of these up at :-/
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/30/09

    @nhasian: Near the local elementary school. Bring candy.
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    Image of met2art met2art
    08/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: "But mister, if your van if full of kittens and candy, where am I supposed to sit?"
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    Image of Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    How are we supposed to buy it if there isn't a link?!? I need this, so very badly.
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    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Suddenly this makes sense...
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Is this being sold at Wal Mart?
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    Jrsy Devil's Food Cake® promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/30/09

    @Shamoononon: It's really hot today.: She's buying it for her daughter.
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    Jrsy Devil's Food Cake® promoted this comment appletoad was starred appletoad was unstarred
    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    They should've made this into a little coin bank. You know, for the tips.
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    08/30/09

    @appletoad: Then that should make it a boys piggy bank, right? Gotta teach them to tip their dancer early. It's just good manners. Kidding...
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/30/09

    @Invisible-Echidna: Haha I didn't think of it that way. I thought of it as showing the rewards of dancing as a way to make money.

    When I was a little boy, I used to stash my coins in a vodka bottle. To this day, my coins go in a vodka bottle, and when it's full, I cash it in for a new bottle.

    Ah, childhood.
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    Image of ddrkeitaro ddrkeitaro
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    I doubt most people will ever see that in their local toy store. THIS on the other hand seems worse in my opinion...
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/30/09

    @ddrkeitaro: I don't see anything wrong with this.

    /s.

    (sarcasm, for any weekend idiots.)
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Someone really dropped the ball on this one. I now have a new wrinkle in my forehead due to the disgusted look deeply etched on my face.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/30/09

    @Software_Goddess: "Someone really dropped the ball on this one"

    I guess you're not referring to the mirrored ball on top of that pole..

    j/k
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    08/30/09

    In reply to Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model
    Hey, a girl has got to be resourceful and learn alternative skills. It's not cheap living in Barbie's Dream House.

    Oh yeah, and this is wrong. So very wrong...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 08/30/09 1:37 AM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/30/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: How do you think barbie met ken? How do you think she paid for those 36DDD's?
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