Gizmodo: doll

Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model

Jesus Diaz — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:20:00 EDT

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer, this one is actually for kids. [Thanks David]

Creepy: iRobot's "My Real Baby"

Danny Allen — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:40:00 EDT

Meet the offspring of iRobot, and Transformers creator Hasbro. No, really. Back in 2000, the two companies teamed up on a project to create a baby doll called "My Real Baby" that had emotionally expressive animatronic facial expressions.

One look at this pic could explain why the project was later discontinued. [Ingenious' Flickr via Robot Stock News]

Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys

Mark Wilson — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:00:00 EDT

Some find baby dolls cute. Others realize their potential for holding your stuff—if they're chopped to bits and fastened to wood.

Glued and screwed to a vintage mahogany tray, these doll limbs have transcended from merely looking adorable to the highest role a toy stolen from your sister can hold: a barbaric craft project. The Hooktastic Holdall, available for $50, is tough enough to hold your coat, innocent enough to avoid the trashcan and repulsive enough to keep neighbors at bay. Run, don't walk, for the one unit in stock. [Etsy via 7Gadgets]

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Microsoft Surface Predicts the Election with McCain and Obama Bobbleheads

Dan Nosowitz — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:40:00 EDT

MSNBC had an impromptu demonstration of its new Microsoft Surface table this morning, and gave political analyst Chuck Todd a chance to play with his dollies. At first, the goateed Todd moved states around, zooming, coloring and highlighting with his finger. Though he didn't really have a full handle on all the features himself, the demo was pretty much Surface as usual, until he brought out his bobbleheads.

When Todd placed McCain and Obama bobblehead dolls on the Surface, the national map would change colors to show each candidate's specific chances. Put on the Obama bobblehead, and the map turns varying shades of blue. Use McCain, and it turns red. Then he turned Dark Helmet and made the bobbleheads fight each other, revealing the true reason he ordered them up in the first place. The off-screen newswoman didn't seem too impressed, quipping, "Now the five-year-olds are glued to the television," but I'm 22, so the joke's on her! [MSNBC]

Bald Kung Fu Baby Kicks Ass

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:50:00 EDT

Kung Fu Kidz, he's really not very tall.
Kung Fu Kidz, bald like a billiard ball.

He's got pants, some black pants,
and the looks of baby Spock.
When the going gets tough, he's really rough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

Kung Fu Kidz, he's really not very tall.
Kung Fu Kidz, bald like a billiard ball.
Kung Fu Kidz, he's fan-riffic (gong!)

(watch him in action, to the tune of Hong Kong Phooey, after the jump)

This future classic of the intarwebs, hours of fun and millions of possibilities, awaits in some hidden warehouse for your $6.99 order. Hi-Ya! [Product Page via NerdApproved]

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Jesus Diaz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:00:22 EDT

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Suctioncupfingersthreeboobedpussymouthvinyl? I'll be there like shareware. Buying one now. Test with me, Addy, and possibly the dog, soon. [Sextoy via Nerd Approved]

How to Build Your Own Sex Doll

Jason Chen — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:00:15 EDT

Feel like doing it yourself? Fleshbot points us to a tutorial on how to build yourself a "realistic" sex doll out of spare parts you have lying around. We're not sure how many of us have mannequin parts lying around to make a sex doll out of, but a can of Pringles and the end of a lightsaber we definitely do.

Best touch? Making a used popcorn container from the theater into sex receptacle. Those M&Ms never knew what hit them. – Jason Chen

Make Your Own Sexdoll [Homemade Sex Toys (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)]

GeekMan: For the Geek Who Has it All

Jason Chen — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:00:14 EDT

If having buff action figures on your desk reminds you of your own flaccid muscular structure, then this Geek Man figure will make you feel like Dolph Lundgren. Complete with a BlackBerry, a Windows (Acer? Lenovo?) PC, an analog watch, coffee mug and gigantic spectacles, the Geek Man really does remind us to get out, exercise and play with some real-life people once in a while.

Maybe if you put him in a drawer with that slut Malibu Stacy, you'll have some Geek kids soon as well. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Gifts for Engineers via Chip Chick]