Realistic Japanese doll dispenses drinks when you squeeze her breasts

Check out the latest hit at Japanese parties: $5,000 latex dolls that pour drinks from their nipples when you squeeze their boobs. It looks disturbing. What's going to be next, Japan? Male and female android fountains wandering around parties serving drinks from their lower naughty bits? But of course. » 10/14/14 12:32am 10/14/14 12:32am

These Modern Dollhouses Are Nicer Than Your Actual Home

Barbie's dreamhouse might have everything from working elevators to a pool, but no one would actually want to live inside that pink nightmare. These stunning modern dollhouses from Warsaw are a different story—to the point where your kids might wonder why they have to live in the tiny bungalow you call home. » 7/01/14 11:20am 7/01/14 11:20am

A Mechanical Doll That Will Crawl All the Way Into Your Nightmares

The next time your kid complains about not having the latest and greatest toys, just point to them towards this photo of what children in the late 1800s had to play with. On one hand they'll certainly start appreciating what they've got, but on the other they probably won't sleep for a week because this thing will… » 3/14/14 2:40pm 3/14/14 2:40pm

Barbie's Now Rocking a Lite-Brite Digital Dress

Barbie's always been on the cutting edge of fashion, but now she's on the bleeding edge of technology too with a new light-up dress that lets kids completely customize its design. It's almost like she's wearing a Lite-Brite, but instead of impaling her with colored plastic pegs, kids simply tap on the LEDs to turn… » 9/30/13 1:20pm 9/30/13 1:20pm

Pregnant Doll With Pregnant Fetus Confirms the Apocalypse Is Nigh

Sex education is an important tool for minimizing the spread of certain diseases and unwanted pregnancies, but how far is too far? If you've ever asked yourself that question, here's the answer. This Baby's First Baby doll comes with a tiny fetus it's apparently just given birth to. And the doll's packaging boasts… » 10/12/12 10:40am 10/12/12 10:40am

Toys Playing with Toy-Size Apple Gadgets Will Make You Either Sneer or…

Toys playing with their own overly-engineered, brand-name, Apple gadgets is what could probably be called—quite accurately—the pinnacle of pretension. Still, anything made miniature is automatically cool. And these tiny iPods, iPads, iPhones, and MacBooks are no exception. Not even when Woody from Toy Story is posed… » 7/13/12 9:40pm 7/13/12 9:40pm