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Donald Trump's Instagram Attack Ads Are the Future of American Politics

Donald Trump just posted a new attack ad against Jeb Bush on Instagram. And in typical attack ad form, it takes quotes from Jeb, uses them out of context, and tosses in photos of criminals while spooky music plays in the background. I have seen the future of American politics, and whether it includes a President Trump… » 8/31/15 2:25pm Yesterday 2:25pm

These Former "Students" Say Trump University Was a Scam

Did you know that Donald Trump used to have his own university? Well, “university” is a stretch: The unaccredited program offered courses and seminars on how to do real estate deals in true Trump fashion. But some of Trump’s former “students” are pretty unhappy about the education they received. In fact, some allege… » 8/25/15 1:20pm 8/25/15 1:20pm

Donald Trump Won't Be Our Next President Because He Doesn't Have a Beard

Donald Trump will not be our next president. Neither will Bernie Sanders, Jeb Bush, nor Hillary Clinton. How can I say this with such confidence? Because none of these people have beards. And that was supposed to be the style for US presidents by now. At least according to one random magazine from 1966. » 8/12/15 6:35pm 8/12/15 6:35pm

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

The world imploded when it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Jeb! was selling a cheap plastic bowl for $75 (especially seeing as one could buy 24 of the same cheap plastic bowls for $36). But it’s not the most egregious product being sold by a candidate. Just in time for tonight’s debates, here are… » 8/06/15 6:45pm 8/06/15 6:45pm

Facebook Is Hosting the Republican Debate, So Why Can't We Watch Online?

Thursday’s debate between Republican candidates for President is must see TV. But if you’re a cordcutter who doesn’t subscribe to traditional TV, you’re sadly out of luck. The highly anticipated debate is co-hosted by Facebook, but the only legal way to watch it live is on Fox News. » 8/05/15 5:35pm 8/05/15 5:35pm

Call Donald Trump's Cell Phone and Ask Him About His Important Ideas

Last month, American reality show entertainer turned American political system entertainer Donald Trump publicized presidential rival Sen. Lindsey Graham’s cell number, urging his supporters to “try it.” In the spirit of open and fair political debate, we now bring you Trump’s number. » 8/03/15 4:12pm 8/03/15 4:12pm

Uber, Kids Peeing, Donald Trump: What's Ruining Our Cities This Week

Uber arrives in Europe and the cab drivers are pissed. Be careful when you let your kid piss all over our public parks. And Donald Trump has gotten himself into a pissing match with critics over his new building in Chicago. It's (a not totally urine-themed) What's Ruining Our Cities This Week! » 6/14/14 6:00pm 6/14/14 6:00pm

Watch Anderson Cooper Dramatically Reading Donald Trump's Idiotic Tweets

You saw our friends at Deadspin break the Manti Te'o story last week, right? And probably/maybe the best tweet in the world lobbed at Donald Trump, and Trump's perfectly petulant responses? Here's the logical end to an absurd week: Anderson Cooper giving a dramatic reading of Donald Trump's tweets. » 1/22/13 7:00pm 1/22/13 7:00pm