@Curves: No, they are USMC. Much more effective then elves when it comes to certain tasks. But they're to tall for the North Pole, so they stick around down here.
@OMG! Ponies!: Alas, no. I already booked the day off hell, and will be up in the city morrow thanks to the efforts of NJTransit and The Port Authority Of New Jersey and York. Besides, I have to get busy in Illustrator tonight so I can brand my iPod. If you want to spot me, I'll be the guy in the cowboy whose NOT naked.
I can still use my "I don't want to take my valuable financial shit out in the street to swipe your card machine that I can't trust 100%" excuse. If it works on Children's International and Greenpeace, it will work for you.
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Santa has many helpers....and not all of them are elves.
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But all men who are cheap bastards and don't even bring a toy to donate should be castrated!
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