You Can Buy Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco Starting Today

If you want to experience what the apocalypse will taste like in a taco, go to Taco Bell and get the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco today. Originally slated to release on Thursday March 7th, Taco Bell has decided to release the delicious monstrosity a day early. It's available starting today. » 3/06/13 1:00am 3/06/13 1:00am

Taco Bell-Flavored Doritos Are Here, As Gyre Widens Beyond Any…

The unholy convergence of Taco Bell and Doritos continued today, as Frito Lay announced that its popular paprika-dusted triangle chips will soon come in a flavor inspired by the Tex-Mex fast food chain. Feel that? That's your colon flinching. » 1/31/13 4:27pm 1/31/13 4:27pm

Stuffing Cool Ranch Doritos in a Pepper Grinder Is How You Bottle…

Some people douse their meals in salt, pepper, even Tabasco sauce before even having a taste. It's impossible to know if the food actually needs more seasoning—unless you've gone to the trouble of filling a pepper grinder with crushed up Cool Ranch Doritos. Then it's guaranteed that whatever you're eating will taste… » 10/03/12 2:20pm 10/03/12 2:20pm

Snack Advert to be Beamed Into Space: Will Aliens Like Doritos?

The makers of the cheesy snack Doritos launched a new competition today, asking the UK public to design a new advert for a unique audience: ETs. The winner's 30-second video clip will actually be beamed from the high frequency radar telescope in Svalbard, Norway, in June, directed toward a likely looking star in Ursa… » 3/07/08 11:23am 3/07/08 11:23am