Finally! There's a definition of "dork" that allows me to claim that I don't qualify as one. Although making that claim might've made me fit the criteria. Damn it! [Shoebox Blog]
There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted? Is this their mascot? (Go Fighting Wangs!) Is it still there? We suppose it's pretty apropos that the school is located on Shaft…
Segways are just for cops and dorks, and now even they won't be riding them for a while because all 23,500 of the two-wheeled personal transporters have been recalled. A software problem was discovered that could cause a Segway to suddenly reverse direction, dumping the dorks on their duffs.
Advertise to the world that you're alone and want to stay that way with a privacy scarf developed by Joe Malia, a grad student who apparently can't do without his portable media.