This Ludicrous Safe Is The Only Sane Place For Your Million Dollars' Worth of Watches and CigarsEric Limer2/17/13 4:00pm48EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink We all have fancy things, but some of us have fancier things than everybody else. This safe is for those people. The new behemoth by Döttling boasts insurance coverage of up to $1,000,000. And it's even got a built-in humidor for all your cigars! It's like they were reading your mind, right?