Brian Anscomb, a 37-year-old patent lawyer and dickhead of the week, supposedly "force-fed" an iPhone to his 23-year-old girlfriend in an attempt to make her eat it. That's, like, really not cool man. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
Are you a half Korean father of eight whose public opinion is down somewhere between Michael Vick and Kim Jung Il? Then get your wallet out for these Ed Hardy USB keys.