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    This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Al Roker's hair is the funniest costume! Haha that's one really talented Ewok. Thank you for this hilarious post! #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment B-low was starred B-low was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @B-low: You're quite welcome. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Ewoking?? #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    It is my birthday today. Thank you for this post. I laughed so hard at the end. Best present by far. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Thangka was starred Thangka was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @Thangka: A very happy birthday to you. Hope it's a great one. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    11/01/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Another great present from Rosa! <3 #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    I like how they even got the Ewok growls down.

    Al Roker almost got you! Close call!

    Yub-yub!

    #RosaRocks #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Where am I..(comment test) #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Michael Torres was starred Michael Torres was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @Michael Torres: You're here? #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @Rosa Golijan: I apologize for using your thread to post. I've had problems with my original gizmodo profile, so I've had to set up for use Facebook. For the past 3 months, I could leave a comment from my original profile, and I do not believe I was banned or anything. (Mykalt45) #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @Michael Torres: Not a problem. Neither this account nor the one you listed appear banned, but feel free to shoot me an email if you find odd things going on.

    Do keep in mind that we've been having some minor hiccups in the comments system over the past day. We're working on fixing those. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Who was the person who wasn't Al Roker, Ann Curry or the chick from Better Homes and Gardens? The one who was roaring with laughter.

    She's like heroine to me. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    EBone promoted this comment Jaze was starred Jaze was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @Jaze: Natalie Morales. And she could read the news to me in bed anytime. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @EBone: Eh - I think it might be too warm in bed for the three of us. May I recommend Meredith Veira for your news-reading purposes? #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Tiny Yoda was just here for Trick or Treat. Yoda was tired of walking and cranky and wanted to go home. Hugh Hefner and a PlayBoy Bunny ended up carrying him down the street.

    I love Halloween. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Did it ever occur to anyone that the holidays may not be the happiest of times for little people? For years they've had to suffer being asked to dress up as those fucking munchkins from the Wizard of Oz for Halloween. Then they get humiliated even further having to dress up as elves during the Christmas season only to get fondled by, or barfed on, by drunken mall Santas. Now they're being asked to dress up as what Ponies refers to as, the douchebags of the Star Wars Universe.

    Hell, I'd be drunk too if that was me..... #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    okay... started to think that it was going to be wrong and horrible...and TRICK OR TREAT Y'ALL was i wrong or what... no..? oh, right... it was wrong and horrible.. but thanks... i still laughed.. because i'm wrong and horrible....wrong and horrible[y funny] (had to say it one more time... thanks giz.) #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    Al should have just been Lando. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi promoted this comment Ishbar was starred Ishbar was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @Ishbar: how dare you confine the only GMA "actor" to the "only" "non-white" role in SW...

    (no.. really i agree...) #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    If I rent midgets, I had better AT LEAST get drinking, fighting and dry-humping, regardless of how I dress them.
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    jayhawk11 promoted this comment Edited by Scratic at 10/31/09 3:36 PM Scratic was starred Scratic was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    omg, ROFL, when he moon walked, I almost spit my coffee all over my keyboard, LMAO #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi promoted this comment goaliegeek was starred goaliegeek was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @goaliegeek: almost? ALMOST?... dude..

    a) wrong kind of coffee..try again... (could use a little irish eh? and also.. 'b' means repeat)
    b) try again! #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: ...k... #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @goaliegeek: sorry (to you) (( i'm a jalopnik... where we believe in breakfast scotch, lunch gin, dinner vodka,..... and late night snack beer... things tend to be funnier there... )) my bad. no offense to you #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: yea sorry. just about 8 months away from doing that. atleast the beer part anyway #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    You know, since Ewoks aren't actually people, it's okay to hunt them. Nothing classes up a joint like an Ewok pelt rug. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I'd say it's OK to do it on live TV, too. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Watch out. Talk like that and PETE will be all over your ass faster than you can say "Kessel Run".
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    Edited by jayhawk11 is the Mozart of Donkey-punching at 10/31/09 3:34 PM jayhawk11 is the Mozart of Donkey-punching was starred jayhawk11 is the Mozart of Donkey-punching was unstarred
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    10/31/09

    @jayhawk11: Environmentalists tend to take a looser stance towards supposed violations of wildlife rights when there's a dozen Imperial Star Destroyers around the planet, ready to nuke the site from orbit.

    And that is why if I was admiral, I'd be big-pimpin' with an Ewok-skin coat.

    Ewoks: if it wasn't for their pelt they'd be completely worthless because they taste like shit. Doesn't matter if you grill them, marinade them, or serve them in a stew.

    Ewok meat is garbage that I wouldn't serve to a Rancor.
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    10/31/09

    @jayhawk11: Kessel Ru-
    damn #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That may be so, but PETE has sabotaged shield generators before, and they will damn sure do it again. Much harder to threaten the Ewok-huggers when your Death Star's hypermatter reactor is nothing more than a wormhole gobbling up your fleets like a Sarlacc.

    But I agree. Ewok meat tastes like a mix between gristle and burnt asshole. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    In reply to This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
    That is brilliant. Ann Curry seems genuinely pissed, too. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    10/31/09

    @drokcab: An added bonus! #drunkewoksontodayshow
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    11/01/09

    @drokcab: I was pissed off this bad morning, bad morning, in the news this morning, bad morning. #drunkewoksontodayshow
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